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[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago

It's giving chatgpt.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I get the sentiment and am on board 100% that Elon Musk is a fucking loser Nazi -- but what a condescending note. Whoever wrote this note needs to mind their own business, and maybe take a week away from the internet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Definitely agree there. I get suggesting alternatives but literally everything they explicitly listed is really pricey. Assuming their tesla is paid off, who'd go another 20 to 30k in debt because of a note?

It would make more sense slap an anti Elon bumper sticker on and keep driving it until either EVs get cheaper or they can afford something different

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Whoever made this probably thinks that the currently favored "call them all Nazis" approach is more likely to form/feed persecution complexes.

A simple 'Swasticar' sticker, for example, will make the owner feel personally attacked, even though it's meant to be an attack on Musk and doesn't really have anything to do with them.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Whoever wrote this wants the value of tesla to crash...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If they tank in price I wonder how practical it would be to swap a normal truck body onto one. Wouldn’t mind a cheap EV truck.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If the price goes low enough, just rip out the battery and use it as home solar energy storage.

Turn the cabin into a chicken coop.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

$100k chicken coop. I love it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

They were never cool

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Were sorry you didn't sign up for doing any research into your piece of shit car or the idiot asshole that owns it

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Awesome, I love the approach. 👍🏾

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I test drove the ioniq 5 and it was the most fun car ive driven. Its like a gocart. :)

I didnt like the design though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I really like the design but they didn't have as much headroom as I would like. I'm 6'4" and I ended up getting a model 3. I bought it used, Elon was definitely an asshole at the time but not a nazi yet and I wanted to give him the smallest amount of money possible.

On the flyer in the post the person might want to mention not selling the car back to Tesla because they'll just try and resell it and make more money.

I'm really hoping I can avoid purchasing another car until I can get my hands on either an Aptera or a Telo. Or if I win the lottery maybe a Lucid or one of those Mercedes with the solid state battery I've read about recently.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good damn when will the soft language end? When we're all dead? He's not a Nazi sympathizer, he's just a fucking Nazi.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So was Henry ford but this dumb letter is shilling ford

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