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A community to satirize conservtive and right-wing "ideals".

This community (now) exists as a pressure valve, a place to process through humor the often frustrating world of conservative politics. Above all, this is NOT the place for serious conservative support/viewpoints/arguments. There are other places on Lemmy for that if you desire it.

Rules:

  1. Always follow .world instance rules

  2. Parody With Purpose: This is a space for humorous takes on conservative politics. We welcome satire, but draw the line at content that promotes racism, sexism, homophobia, or other forms of bigotry.

  3. Memes Over Manifestos: This community focuses on humor and parody, not serious political debate. There are plenty of spaces for earnest conservative discussion, this isn’t one of them.

  4. Highlight Contradictions: Sometimes the best content points out inconsistencies and hypocrisies in conservative talking points. Creative commentary is encouraged.

  5. Public Figures Fair Game: Politicians and pundits can be satirized, but no targeting of private individuals, doxxing, or harassment.

Children of public figures under the age of 14 are also off-limits, a 16 year old has enough free agency to break with or adopt their parents views. An 8 year old kid doesn't.

  1. No News Zone: Memes only, news or other serious content should be sent to the nearest relevant comm. Meme's of current events, however, are encouraged.

  2. Clear Satire: Make your satirical intent reasonably clear. We’re here to mock bad ideas, not accidentally spread them. If you're unsure how it will be taken, feel free to DM the mod team ahead of time or explicitly tag it as satire in the body.

A note on ChadMcTruth: Chad's content is 100% satire, but his work can sometimes be hard to tell, but if he posted it be assured, its satire.

  1. Relevant Content: All posts should relate to conservative politics or ideologies in some way somewhere in your post. Either in the title or the meme itself.

For more general political memes please see [email protected]

  1. Community Respect: Disagree with fellow members all you want, but personal attacks aren’t welcome. Save the criticism for the ideas, not each other.

  2. Moderation Discretion: Mods will use reasonable judgment in applying these rules. We’ll be fair, but firm. These kinds of comms have a tendency to get off the rails, so we might seem overzealous in moderation sometimes.

  3. For the moment, i'm allowing properly tagged NSFW content as long as its funny and relevant. Don't make me regret it.

And above all, HAVE FUN!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Inaccurate to real life only because this would at least be fun while being executed. Otherwise spot on.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If this sub for conservatives or for dunking on them?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

Dunking on them. It's right it the sidebar.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Some people need to experience the hot stove

[–] [email protected] 121 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Theoretical? Fuck, I wanted to buy a ticket.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It seems the coaster is supposed to be 500m high at it's peak. The tallest coaster in the world is 112m high (with a planned one almost 200m high). Might need some engineers on our project if we are going to reach 500m.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm not a roller coaster engineer but I'm pretty sure we could achieve the same speed that starting at 500m would give us by adding magnetic launchers for the entire first drop.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I'm a purest. If you're gonna euthanise me with a roller coaster, it needs to be exactly how the Great Creator intended.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

just drop me from 500m and I'm sure the result would be the same. heck, 100m

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Beat me to it.

Honestly, better than the pod imo. Certainly more fun.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And how exactly would you know?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lol check out Johnny one death here

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Someone is making a real fool of themself rn