Bro mistook a bunch of Russian bots praising him in his echo chamber as real people.
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Hope he distances himself all the way to mars. He should try a ride in the next starship launch.
What a fucking PUSSY lmfao. Guess all that Ketamine didn't """expand""" his mind after all.
He's said he's scared for his life. I think that's reasonable given the amount of people he's pissing off. It's only a matter of time...
Exactly. He's fucked over countless veterans with military training and most likely a shitload of guns and ammo. Good fuckin luck bud .
Let us pray that the patron saint Luigi watches over him night and day.
kids, this is called gaslighting.
Time for stage two of the plan: shift the blame to the young nobody scapegoats.
Nobody "bats 1000". The best bat .400 - elon is such a goddamned idiot that he doesn't take the time to inform himself about how a thing he is talking about works - including something as simple as baseball. What a goddamned moron.
The exception that proves the rule
Someone should tell Trump that he can just confiscate all of Musk's assets at any time and instantly become the richest man in the world.
(The truth of this statement is not relevant to whether Trump should be told this.)
he has immunity from criminal prosecution, and it could be claimed that Elon (an illegal immigrant) has assets that can be used to help pay off the national debt.
The Cheeto could straight up shoot him dead in the oval office, then alter Elon's last will and testament live on TV and nobody could do jack shit about it.
It's all him. He's the president
Maybe he got wind of Luigi's brother Mario, and now wants to back out of the spotlight.
Liar liar pants on fire.
This is because Trump slipped up at his address to Congress and called Musk the head of the agency when he's legally not supposed to be. Now they're just playing the game of zero integrity and trying to twist things around to pretend that he's not the one making all the decisions because it's illegal and lawmakers picked up on Trump's slip up.
It's not just lawmakers. There's a bunch of lawsuits trying to use the federal courts to figure out:
- What is DOGE in the federal government?
- What is the nature of the "DOGE Temporary Organisation?"
- Who is in charge of DOGE? (Definitely not Musk, officially...)
- Why can DOGE make all these consequential personnel decisions up and down the federal government?
These are all things that have been shrouded in secrecy, obfuscation, and contradiction. Because the truth is that the real answers are not legally sound. The fact that these people are scared to say the real truth is a good sign, because it means they still have some fear of the courts and institutions. Those institutions still have some power to mess up the plan.
He only wanted to kill investigations against himself and adjust some contracts.
Pepperidge Farm will ALWAYS remember naziboi.
I couldn't figure out what this meant and was going to ask, until I scrolled up past the picture I clearly just scrolled by without looking at.
We really need to stop with the threats. It's not helping.
We need to start chopping off heads ASAP.
Ah, our Lord and saviour... The guillotine.
Sing! Swing! Savor the sting!