If it's over 100%, does that mean he's pushing out people in the US? π€
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Lol illegal crossings caught / reported. The majority of illegals come over legally and just overstay their vacation, education, work, business, or deplomat visa. Why bother crossing illegally when you can just request a vacation visa or day visa and just disappear into the country. (Yes those without passports will have to sneak across but it's way easier than the Trump administration will have you believe.) Yes thousands get caught but millions go back and forth without. Yes most go back without needing the US government to force them.
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Numbers nobody has seen before. Lol.
Every Trump action is appearently the best ones ever made in the history of civilization.
If Jesus would come back, he would be second to Trump in how amazing he is.
Second place? Believe it or not, it's also Trump.
Don't know what everyone is so worried about. Look at all this bigly progress!! /s
And look how progressive they are, putting a Muskrat in the White House!
(psss....psss...Europe, wanna coordinate a party?)
Six, seven, eight; lock the gate. One, two, three; turn the key. Thirty, fifty, ten; my dirty shifty friend?
So people are fleeing the US? That's not the brag you think it is...
So what they're saying is that everyone is leaving the US, can't imagine why
~~What's the link? I'd like to check this page.~~
~~Fake...~~
WTF... Not fake...
https://www.whitehouse.gov/remarks/2025/02/remarks-by-president-trump-before-cabinet-meeting/
It sounds like a crazy person because it's a Trump transcript.
Thank you!
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Source: https://www.whitehouse.gov/remarks/2025/02/remarks-by-president-trump-before-cabinet-meeting/
Itβs from one of Donaldβs word vomit speeches
Good grief, I thought this post was just a joke, but he actually said it. It's ok though, his term's nearly over, right? Right??
Only because the meaning of "term" may change.
"Good news and bad news. Good news, Trump is not the president anymore.. "
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numbers that nobody has ever seen before
Like eleventeen, thirty-twelve, and all those.
This can't be real, right
It is, unfortunately, real. https://www.whitehouse.gov/remarks/2025/02/remarks-by-president-trump-before-cabinet-meeting/
Look at the front page, and also great articles such as "Biden Spent Millions on Transgender Animal Experiments" and "President Trump is Leading with Peace Through Strength."
peace through strength Hmmmmm. Where have I heard that before?
A book that I haven't read in a long time, and now would be the proper time to do it again.
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"Biden Spent Millions on Transgender Animal Experiments"
Wait, are they confusing "transgender" and "transgenic"?
"Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies."
Yes, they also cut funding to a special education transition program because they think it means libs are transitioning school kids.
Yes. Because they are just that dumb.
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~~Looks like it isnβt real.
https://www.whitehouse.gov/articles/2025/02/illegal-border-crossings-plummeted-in-january/ ~~
Iβve been corrected. Is is real. It makes sense that they were just documenting his word salad.
More permanent copy for posterity: https://archive.is/5YlSS
Aliens ? Oo someone to do me an ELI5 pls π π
It's the official government word for foreigners.
Thanks!
The quote in the picture is definitely from the whitehouse website, its linked below in the comments. Its just not from that article that no one referenced.
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Nobody wants to move to a shithole country I guess.
American refugees trying to enter Mexico and Canada.
So... how do you reduce something like people crossing a border beyond one hundred percent ?
For some reason, people will sometimes flip the fraction when calculating decreasing percentages, so this roughly means that the old number of crossings is beyond one hundred percent greater than the current number of border crossings. It's really dumb
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Deportations
Hint: math
They're crossing on the opposite direction now
And bringing additional people with them!
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