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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Jokes on you. I’ve been a drug addict before starting to code

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

If you're still laughing, try not taking any caffeine for a full day. I recently tried to stop the habit (digestive issues) and it's really damn hard.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

I just did a week without coffee, and I'm really proud of myself.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I find anything other than light roast espresso gives me stomach pain.

I've stopped a few times to make sure I'm not developing an addiction, and yeah, it can be tough.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I drink redbull or monster instead...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Same thing but more advanced addiction

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Addicted to caffeine and sugar at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Hate that a lot of programmer "culture" revolves around coffee. We should not be normalising caffeine addictions

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Pretty sure it's just general.. culture? Caffeine, other than sugar, is the most normalized addiction. It's a potion that works for multiple purposes.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

a lot of programmer "culture" revolves around coffee

It comes up in memes/jokes, but aside from that, what else does it have to do with our subculture?

I'm not sure that it's even ours. Coffee comes up a lot in general office culture.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Yeah I guess it's more that the general office world bleeds into the dev world

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Every time I go into the office we take like 5 coffee breaks throughout the day. Some coworkers have switched from pods to espresso machines to bring down the cost per cup.

Is it just my team? I feel like this is pretty common.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's not just you. My new year's resolution was to go down from double shots to single shots.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

But the only way to make a single is to split a double. It just can’t be done.