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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I know its a joke but just to note: I'd love to see Germany "march through Poland" given the poor state of Germany's armed forces. As it is rn, Poland alone could most likely reach Russia's heart in a couple of weeks of conventional warfare and debilitate Russian critical infrastructure long before that. Barring nukes of course, which is basically all the Kremlin would have to hang on to in a full out direct confrontation given just how incompetent their armed forces have proven to be.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'll have you know that we are perfectly capable to march through allied territory... as long as they have well developed infrastructure

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

...which complicates marching through Germany

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

It kind of reminds me of Terminator 2; where its essentially the exact same story is T1 except this time the previous bad guy is the good guy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Deutschland über alles!

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Germany starts world war 3

The rest of the world: “how do we keep falling for this?”

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Ww3 this time we're the good guys!" Smaller print "We've double checked and had it put in writing."

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Everyone loves a good heel-face turn though

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

First John Cena then Germany

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

John Cena would be the US in this example. Sudden unexpected face-heel turn

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