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[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Alternative you could go by boat, but I'd advice is to travel by land because I expect Poland will join you. (or it's just I'm hoping they will)

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 2 months ago

It might work this time!

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Its funny but yes we want a functioning Democracy to defend other democracies.

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[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 87 points 2 months ago (5 children)

It reminds me of an old Polish joke:

A Pole finds a magic lamp, strokes it, and a genie comes out.

"I will grant you three wishes. They can be anything your heart desire."

"I wish for the Mongols to invade Poland!'

"Ok? It is done"

The Mongol hordes sweep through Poland, ransack the country, then go back the way they came.

"I am ready for my second wish. I want the Mongols to invade Poland again!"

"Are you sure? I can give you anything your heart wishes."

"Yes. I am sure"

The Mongols come again, do some more pillaging, and return home.

"And now for my third wish. I want the Mongol hordes to invade Poland a third time."

"Are you really sure?"

"Yes."

"Okay. Before I grant you your wish, would you mind explaining me why you would want that not once but thrice?"

"It's very simple: Whenever the Mongols come to Poland they have to cross Russia twice!"

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The US really is just this hateful polish guy. A solid 35% of americans would happily raze our own country than let one poor person have a subsidized lunch.

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