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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Well, there’s always the next President

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Bold of you to assume we get more free elections.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

... until there isn't

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Aren't there supposed to be a whole bunch of 18-25 year olds who don't have children or long term careers yet?

That's why old people send them to war, they're the expendable adults! (/s)

TBH though, it is a little weird I have no idea what that crowd is up to.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Read up on the history of Latin America to see where we're headed. There are a couple different possibilities.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

'Relatively' doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If we got rid of the unconstitutional "executive order" system, this couldn't happen.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah that’s the problem: authority as such

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Specifically unchecked authority. Executive orders are just as bad as legislation from the bench, or judgement by legislation. Whenever one branch of government overreaches into another's territory, there should be hell to pay. But our system was established with the idea that the three branches would be fundamentally adversarial. The moment there's any hint of cronyism, we're screwed. Washington warned us against parties, others warned against the two-party system. Eisenhower warned us that the MIC would control both parties. Goldwater warned us that the MIC & the cult religions would take over.

We failed to heed the warnings. Here we stand.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If you pretend for a second this is a HoI4-like historical simulation, it'd be really interesting to see what the american dictatorship is going be like. Are we talking populist murder-happy forever-revolution? Shut-the-fuck-up-or-else secret police state? A digital surveillance state with never seen before levels of control? The suspense!

Alas, we live on this planet. Bummer.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

More of what already works. Keep the masses busy with Disney, Fox, and fast food. Divide the population with wedge issues like abortion, LGBT, guns, etc. Give outsized presence to Trump‘s topics in corporate media. Consolidate media ownership further. Go hard on nationalist and imperialist rhetoric (MAGA). Wave the flag and cross. Blame immigrants. Blame foreigners. Stoke racial tensions. All the while make shitloads of money by manipulating the market and cutting regulation. Run elections but make sure democrats always lose. Depoliticize the population. Start a war. Spread so much crap information that people tune out. Privatize everything, empower billionaires.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

cHeCkS aNd BaLaNcEs

[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't worry, one responsible billionaire will step in and put things right.

Anyone else have fantasies where aliens hover over the whitehouse?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Pictured here sending down good ideas

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

feeling the energies, and good vibes

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

can i get linguine with my thoughts please and godbless

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