this post was submitted on 03 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

It gave Michael Douglas throat cancer, a small price to pay to eat Catherine Zeta-Jones pussy. https://youtu.be/v5As4WQQH2Q?si=QXjga9UupNXbcqP6

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Imagine being hung up on whether something you like might be considered gay. In 2024.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

These guys will argue you're gay if you don't suck dick...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Funny thing is, I’ll bet it’s the exact opposite for cis men. I’m willing to bet that if somebody actually did some blood tests, you’d see a surge of testosterone during and after the act compared to prior arousal. One that likely far outstrips the relevance of any dubious exposure to estrogen. I think we should perform this experiment. Maybe even see if there are differences between men and make some correlations.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

no. its because both are correlated with caring for others.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

100% a 4chan virgin writing that

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

When was the start of this thousand year prohibition? 😂 5/7 perfect troll post.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

Nothing makes this cisman feel more queer than eating pussy. Let me tell you..

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