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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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$184K for your very own "bar" and heart shaped hot tub

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

lol it was sold this January for $130,000

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I like how, out of all the pictures on the page you picked the least awful one to put in this thread.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This whole place looks like one big YEEEHAAAH code violation

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Post pictures: eh, it's a lame and tacky diy but alright I guess...whatever, it's nothing a sawzall can't fix.

First exterior shot I see: Oh this is some hillbilly shit right here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I always wanted to pay $184k to tear down a house! How did they know?

Seriously, the realtor isn't even trying. The description is hilarious. I guess when you have the love child of a cabin and a funhouse built in what looks like about 3 of the crappiest trailers in the park glued together haphazardly, there's not much you can say to make it appealing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It feels.like there's a few tales to be told about that place.

For starters it looks like a house has been put on top of another house.

Then a few rooms look like they were fitted out for animals, possibly primates.

Then the rest of the house has the feel of a cheap porn venue.

All selling points as far as I'm concerned, although it might need a scrub down with bleach.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Then a few rooms look like they were fitted out for animals

That was my thought as well: "that's quite the cat tree"...

"Wait, the whole house is a cat tree? "

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It looks like a house that has held more than one person prisoner.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Possibly with their consent. Is this horny jail?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

We must be looking at different houses. I'm seeing rape dungeon, you're seeing party pad. Hmm.