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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago

I still have to look up the exact syntax of ifs and whiles.

I've coded in bash for a while

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

No, Makefile syntax is more extreme.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Sure, but bash is more relatable, I think

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

I’ve switched to nutshell imo. Bash is in need of a replacement

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

When I was finishing of my degree at Uni I actually spent a couple of months as an auxiliary teacher giving professional training in Unix, which included teaching people shell script.

Nowadays (granted, almost 3 decades later), I remember almost nothing of shell scripting, even though I've stayed on the Technical Career Track doing mostly Programming since.

So that joke is very much me irl.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (14 children)

Ever since I switched to Fish Shell, I've had no issues remembering anything. Ported my entire catalogue of custom scripts over to fish and everything became much cleaner. More legible, and less code to accomplish the same things. Easier argument parsing, control structures, everything. Much less error prone IMO.

Highly recommend it. It's obviously not POSIX or anything, but I find that the cost of installing fish on every machine I own is lower than maintaining POSIX-compliant scripts.

Enjoy your scripting!

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Unironically love powershell

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

For a defacto windows admin my Powershell skills are...embarrassing lol but I'm getting there!

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