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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

gun and bullets

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Uranium and the watch, for time travel reasons. Gotta refuell the DeLorean and keep track of relative timelines.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The castle and either the gun with no bullets or the motorcycle would be the more responsible answer. If determined enough, you could eventually get it to where you could make bullets but you could also eventually get it to where you could refine compatible-enough fuel from organics or something.

If the DeLorean is the variety with the time machine and the time machine itself doesn't need any special fuel, then that changes things of course.

But fuck it I'll take the lsd and the vape.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

How come I only have 5 bullets for the gun, but the 1911 has a total capacity of anywhere from 7 to 9, and maybe even up to 15? Furthermore, how come the bullets look like classically rimmed revolver cartridges, but are for this 1911? I think I might go for the gun, just because it either doesn't work at all, or is maybe a really interesting piece of mechanical work.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

If I can't have marjoram, is it even worth going to the middle ages?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Fuck all that shit I am bringing Dishwashers and Bicycles and starting a global feminist uprising.

(the bicycles are both for transportation and for powering the dishwashers)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I'd probably do a combo clothes washing machine & dryer over the dish washer since that chore takes way longer to do manually.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Yup, right up to the victorian period wash day was just that... A dawn to past dusk slog where you spent a lot if time up to your elbows in water and sometimes caustics.

Medieval dishes were a much easier chore. Rince with water and place in sun to UV sterilize when able.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

That's pretty brilliant.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I choose unlimited wishes, take that genie

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Why LSD and not magic mushrooms? I would certainly prefer being able to grow that shit instead of having a limited supply

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Morning glories, Ipomoea Violacea

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Dab pen and LSD, I'm gonna have a great fucking time

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

What astonishes me most is that at least half of you are probably highly paid engineers that are debating this on company time instead of using your brainpower for actual problems.

I like it!

Also I choose spices for instant riches and laser for burning out the eyes of my enemy to solidify my identity as a magician. After that we can finally focus on growing weed and mushrooms because y'all know 5 tanks ain't gonn last long.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Kinda surprised there aren't a lot of people choosing the castle. Could probably donate that to the royal family for enough cash to get reasonably started and probably get awarded some kind of title or at least a court position with a generous salary.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Being unproductive is a form of radical resistance that transcends simply materially impacting your employer and their unrealistic expectations on your labor and extends into destabilizing the fundamental narratives burned into your brain by society about what makes you a valuable human and what the basic pursuit of happiness really entails.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I couldn't agree more. However I do think the revolution would be more accessible with some punctuation now and then.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Tell that to Thomas Pynchon

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

10 jars of spices and the motorcycle. Selected properly and in big enough jars, I could become a very rich man selling those spices.

The bike I'd have an artisan painstakingly disassemble while documenting it for recreation.

It's bound to have a battery, lights, alternator, and some semiconductors. Use them to bootstrap electronics.

The engine could be retrofitted to run off alcohol, or use it with steam. Don't know how possible that is.

The springs would make for killer crossbows. Tire rubber, too.

Really, the motorbike is a mountain of treasure.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Gasoline to alcohol is not hard to do. Just the air/alcohol ratio.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I would take the bullets without the gun and the fuel without the motorbike. Then I would proceed to tell people about these mythical machines, forming the basis of a cult, bada-bing bada-boom, take over the world.

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