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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Good thing grandmas are on there. I hate grandmas 😑😑🀬🀬

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Thank you for being a friend πŸ₯Ή

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Why is the bank that gave me a 22% APR car loan for my first car on there?

Fuck Santander

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I like how ubuntu is (rigthfully) placed in the center lmao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

You just got

TOYOTA COROLLA’D

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

What the FUCK is wrong with FUCKING GiffGaff, man??? They are an extremely good option for a cheap mobile network with no contract bullshit!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Lexmark seems like such a niche thing to put here but I know about it because it's based in my hometown. Also it deserves to be placed next to the soyboy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Holy crap, The Littlest Hobo. Thats some serious nostalgia feels.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Is that a swedish vallhund??

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (4 children)

accurate except ubuntu doesn't fit. All the other stuff smells of a windows user

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

That's what a woyjak would say

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Are you sure they don't use arch btw?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Why does this comment have the same vibe as a younger sibling finding out they are 0.3cm taller than an older sibling?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Found the guy who got mad

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Christian science Monitor actually does some pretty good articles. Only catch is that they do some pretty bad articles.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I don't understand this

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Taking a jab at both the Turks and the Linux community is a death sentence.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think majority of the linux community doesnt like ubuntu and the rest are indifferent

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The majority of the Linux community doesn't usually roam through this forums

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

the majority of the linux community are server admins and yes, they don't like ubuntu, but the only things they do like are whatever the reincarnation of centos was called and debian.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I know 5 casual Ubuntu users, they wouldn't consider changing to another distro. And I'm the only non-ubuntu user that "I physically know off"... said Ubuntu users don't understand my rantings* against Ubuntu

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I've already started training my slaps on a gigantic keyboard with slap-sized keys.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

most of this is sensible but who seriously would ever do those nature's valley bars dirty like this?? they're so good.

i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, who doesn't like bar shaped crumbs in a convenient, mess making package?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The secret is to crush it all up while the package is sealed and then dump it into your mouth; embrace chaos.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

A fool eats the bar, it is to be used in a manner similar to a yogurt topping.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

NATURE VALLEY IS A GOD TIER GRANOLA BAR!!!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

This is the funniest image and i have no words to explain it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

The shriners probably didn't do anything to deserve this!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

countdown is a masterpiece, how dare you

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