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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Eww, yuck. I’ll pass on that one.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 month ago (5 children)

It'll be interesting to see a character following the teachings of Jesus Christ, like

  • Luke 16:13 "You cannot serve both God and money."
  • Mark 10:21 "Go, sell everything you have and give to the poor"
  • Matthew 5:39 "If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also."
  • Matthew 5:44 "love your enemies"

So there's no chance the character will be a capitalist, troop-supporting, neo-Nazi. Right?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

This headline might as well be from The Babylon Bee.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago

a shift in conservative culture

independent poll that shows 34% being against a trans character

conservative terrorists are the greatest threat domestically

I guess Nazis saying "I'll fucking kill you and your kids you woke traitor" and then Americans being afraid to participate in democracy does qualify as a shift towards conservativism.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I am curious as to which flavor of Christianity they are portraying 🤔

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Southern Baptist

(Joking I don't know)

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Supply side Jesus, presumably.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

The hypocritical one. Oh, wait…

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does this Christian character get made fun of all the time for being out of touch with reality? Is this why Kathleen is out, too much jesus? lol, probably not.

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[–] [email protected] 114 points 1 month ago (2 children)

“Openly” as if Christians aren’t the dominant cultural and political group in the USA

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago

Yeah, "demonstrably" or "obnoxiously" would probably be much more accurate..

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Corporate "allyship" at its finest.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Corporate "allyship" was all for show.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

alwayshasbeen.jpg

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