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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

true.

alt text: "Off work late? Hungry, but don't want to cook? try taking a few hits of weed and then doing nothing. we can try eating again tomorrow. maybe."

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

It just puts me to sleep, which works great for occasional insomnia

[–] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (7 children)

Idk about y'all but I'll eat raw flour when I'm high. Any non poisonous calories are fair game to stoner me.

Edit: I need to teach y'all the art of hyperbole

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago

Just learned this last year!

Flour doesn’t look like a raw food, but most flour is raw. That means it hasn’t been treated to kill germs that cause food poisoning, such as Escherichia coli (E. coli) and Salmonella. These harmful germs can contaminate grain while it’s still in the field or flour while it’s being made. Steps like grinding grain and bleaching flour don’t kill harmful germs—and these germs can end up in flour or baking mixes you buy at the store. You can get sick if you eat unbaked dough or batter made with flour containing germs. Germs are killed only when flour is baked or cooked.

CDC investigated outbreaks linked to raw flour or cake mix in 2016, 2019, 2021, and 2023.

-see dee see

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

I wouldn‘t put raw flour under „non poisonous calories“ and I guess one does not heat treat the flour they want to eat, when high.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If I am already hungry, I don't want to smoke and feel hungrier.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

You need to start smoking habitually so you don't get the munchies any more.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I've been smoking every day since I was 19 and it still gives me the munchies... 🤨

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

The weed is finally cheap enough for this to be true.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Honestly I do alternate day fasting and weed makes it so much easier when I start running out of energy at the end of the day.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

inb4 the munchies hit

[–] [email protected] 68 points 8 months ago (4 children)

With a high risk of suddenly just eating 3 bags of chips

[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago (1 children)

With a high risk of suddenly just eating 3 bags of chips

An entire unopened box of breakfast cereal.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

i cant imagine eating it unopened is good for digestion.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (3 children)

The box is fine, adds fiber. The plastic bag inside, though...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Mmm macro plastics, yummy in my tummy 😋😋😋

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

high risk high reward high times

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