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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

true.

alt text: "Off work late? Hungry, but don't want to cook? try taking a few hits of weed and then doing nothing. we can try eating again tomorrow. maybe."

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Don't smoke weed too not to cook. Weed gives you the munchies. Try smoking crack. You'll definitely don't want want to cook after that.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Or you invent weird things to eat. Like Butter Vodka, which is made like this:

  • Take a full stick of cold butter out of the fridge and put it in a Colin's glass
  • Pour vodka over it
  • Enjoy

Third step is optional, and arguably, asperational.

Anyway, that's how my brain works on THC. Some would say even without THC.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Yeah. I smoke weed and "forget" to eat. It's infinitely more probable that I go on a mission and stuff myself with the shittiest food in human history for hours, then instantly regretting it, so I have to smoke more weed. You see where this is going?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

... you guys don't raw-dog your daily staring at the wall? Need weed? Skill issue. (In the sense that you are skilled enough to make you life that little bit better)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Last time I smoked while I was hungry I chased my cat around the house by walking with my hands out towards the cat like a toddler, until he got tired and flopped over

I then picked him up and proceeded to cook and eat with one hand while still holding the cat

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh my God I love when you're playing with them and they get tired and flop over on their side like that!! My cat does it, too! That's my fucking favorite!!

Also, I like you. You sound fun. I do those exact same things sober, lol. Although a lot of the time when I try to hold her while doing something, she ends up crawling onto my shoulder/neck/back and I have to cook and eat hunched over all weird because of it, often with her happy tail whacking me in the face...but she's just so damn happy up there and it's beautiful! How can I deny her that? At least then I have two hands to work with, lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Thanks, I like you too. Yeah it's super adorable when they just decide that they're done and just flop over

My cat kind of sits up when I grab him. I have to cradle my arm and grab his butt so that he can straighten his front legs on my elbow and he refuses to be held any other way. And the face he makes, it looks as if he was staring off into the sunset from a mountain cliff

In the end it's either one arm or no cat

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

One of my cats always beats up the other so sometimes I pick up the victim kitty and chase the asshole cat with her.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Seems like law and order is running smoothly

I'm so glad I didn't get another cat, my cat turned out to be an asshole so I can't imagine what kind of mischief another cat would've brought

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I absolutely love that haha.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Victim kitty is just resigned to this. Asshole kitty is full of terror.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Lost 70 lbs this way. Gained it back after I quit lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

... who tf quits staring at the wall?? Are we even allowed to just not do that? How?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Nah i had just learned about lamda calculus and i was holed up in my room fuckin with it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Lul, nerd, just go push a rock in some laser beam, that's how the cool scientists like Gordon do it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

That's crazy. I always associated smoking with pigging out on junk food - like, five to six thousand calories a day of junk food - so I always gained a huge amount of weight. BTW anybody who thinks eating five to six thousand calories a day is impossible has never sat down and eaten a whole box (12) of Dunkin Donuts, one after the other. Or eaten a whole pint of Ben & Jerry's, driven to the store for another pint, eaten it, and then driven back to the store for a third pint.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Honest question, how do you not barf after all that? And doesn't all that sugar make you feel intensely weird?

Sidenote I love your username

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

TBH I don't really know how I managed to eat all that shit, but the human body adapts to all kinds of mistreatment. I'm currently extremely fit and I eat healthy, and even just eating one donut now kind of fucks me up - makes me all jittery and nauseous.

Kids In The Hall forever!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Yup this is me

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fasting? I thought they called this "depression", at least thats what they keep telling me..

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

And autism! And I don't even need the weed to just stare at the wall in existential dread!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

The mind is fucking weird man. I’ve got ADHD and Binge Eating Disorder. Quite the opposite end of the spectrum. But when I’m medicated I’ll skip or delay meals and won’t snack at all because I’m busy with other stuff.

I bought a pint of ice cream last week and it’s still in my freezer unopened. My fatass wouldn’t do that if I wasn’t medicated. Wouldn’t last a day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I can binge a certain food in ungodly quantities or buy it and not eat it because it's no longer a safe food :(

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Why not both?

Both will do that too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Which is how I found myself getting a "minimum calorie per day" from my doctor.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Has anyone tried eating raw potatoes? My favorite food from childhood.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

fun fact: if you lose your sense of taste potatoes give the same experience as eating apples, as do onions.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I usually steal a few raw potatoes while my wife is cooking some potato dish. I have never had any digestive problems. But the taste is unique, not bitter at all, as described in the article.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

"Don't want to cook?"

Never

"Don't want to do the dishes after cooking?"

Permanently.

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