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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

A future in federal criminality looks better and better.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is the logo really just a penis between your legs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Feel the \ᑎ/ inside you 😏

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Looked at the site. It is vitamins, salt, food extracts, and Spermidine. Spermidine is a polyamine. I remember the first time I resuspended some in lab, it became clear from the smell why it is called SPERMidine. Wonder if the customers know there is a cheaper way to get a daily oral dose of Spermidine.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Trump's dreamteam got an infinite supply of it from sucking eachother off.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Hopefully, someone adds a touch or arsenic to these pills.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The Alex Jones strategy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

All natural cherry seed extract

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 months ago (1 children)

These people literally don't know what mRNA is, they believe it's the same thing as DNA because it sounds vaguely similar. It's good to see actual experts calling him out though! We really need more of this.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I wish I could set aside my convictions and care for others to make money this easily.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can literally put anything in these unregulated supplements. There's no restrictions. If you think swallowing a few fl grams of ox testicle will make you a boner having manly man. Then you can sell that to people. Wait.. maybe I don't need all these morals...

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

I feel like this is the key reason why the worst people are the most successful. I cannot count the number of opportunities I've passed over in life that would have just required me to lie to someone, to inflate my worth, to take something that I haven't earned, and so on. It's so natural for me to think in terms of morality and equity behind my decision making that I don't even consider alternatives.

And thus I'm over 40 and broke and will die working.

edit: just in retrospect, I figured I would mention my father. He was a man who was remarkably similar to our current president/king. Same hair and everything, the only difference was he drank like a fish. He had ZERO qualms about lying, he carried bizarre lies to his grave just to keep anyone the satisfaction of calling him out on even the smallest things. Lying came so easily to him that he built a multi-million dollar empire on lies, on borrowing money from one lender to pay another, of drug dealers and gangs and organized crime, of the very worst people in the world following him around like scavenger jackals hoping to catch a shred or crumb from the waste and excess my father surrounded himself with. I watched millions of dollars pass through his hands (and up his nose) and he never felt anything about it, he felt like it was never enough, that he deserved more and the people who suffered for it deserved their pain. I am telling this story because a lot of people think it's not real, that there are not truly dishonest people in the world, and everything we're all so contentious about is just misunderstandings and differences of perspective.

NO. There are lying liars who will look you in the face and tell complete falsehoods to you and smile as they do so, and they will delight in it. You are not aware of human darkness and you need to get it together. You NEED to understand how bad people can be, and how much people really LIE.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I guess our compensation is being able to be content with what we already have, and not having to constantly worry about someone finding out.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Cheers to good conscious. Also, grab any chance to lead a good change

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Of course the URL has to appeal to the wannabe driving his lifted pickup truck, it has the word warrior in it. You get all these meatheads with delusions of being some sort of Spartan badass because they took 300 as a documentary.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You get all these meatheads with delusions of being some sort of Spartan badass because they took 300 as a documentary.

And are either too stupid or too ashamed to recognize all the thinly veiled homoerotic themes

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

My dad occasionally bought gay erotica when he was looking for muscle magazines, there's A LOT of crossover.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (5 children)

And ironically enough they have more in common with the Persian "soldiers" which are just fodder for their God King.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

They probably think 300 means 300lbs…

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

He selling measles?

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