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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

47 years ago, my 4th grade (US) teacher made me eat the school cafeteria’s cole slaw, never mind that I told her I really don’t like cole slaw. Threw it right up! My mother was pretty mad at my teacher for that…

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I will die defending coleslaw you heathens

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The overly sweet crap at most restaurants can go straight in the trash.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

"Do not suffer the coleslaw enjoyer to live", ~some holy book

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

coleslaw is good you just have no culture, sweetie 😘

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If your culture is mixing mayonnaise into everything I want no part in it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

@BakedGoods @RickyRigatoni

A couple in an elegant restaurant in Texas. The waiter appears, dressed in a tailcoat with a bottle wrapped in a napkin: "Chateo de Sauce, 1985" and pours a little into the customer's glass, the customer tastes it and nods. The Waiter leaves and the other couple says "Wow, you were right, really a high-class restaurant."
"I already said it, and this was just the ketchup."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Make better coleslaw maybe?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

My colleague's ex made the best coleslaw. It was actually edible, and was delicious.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Spicy cole slaw topping a sandwich made of slow-smoked pulled pork is absolute nirvana.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The flavor of coleslaw varies as much as any other dish.
Fresh veggies and a tasty dressing? Awesome.
Shelf stable, premixed, and squeezed out of a bag at a fast food chain? Complete garbage.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oi, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey everybody, look at this horse fucker

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He probably does it while eating slaw

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Like a boss

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I didn't like coleslaw until I ate it as a condiment. Alone it's not my thing at all. In a sandwich? On top of pulled pork? Awesome stuff.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

I can agree with this, but when they try to pass it as a salad? Not a chance.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You eat what you like, I’ll eat what I like.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Coleslaw is fucking awesome you godless piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That's an oddly specific video, and I enjoyed every second of it. XD

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fuck coleslaw.

Raw cabbage or nothing. Hget your mayo off my cabbage.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Shredded cabbage is objectively the way. Lettuce is just crunchy water.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

you can make coleslaw with salt and vinegar. if youre not salting your veggies then you might be a rabbit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Everyone here seems to either really like coleslaw or completely hate it. I am on team coleslaw yum: the only correct option.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can tell a lot about you from that statement.

You like pineapple on pizza.

You once played seven minutes in heaven...with your cousin

You know two facts about ducks, and they are both wrong.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you a wizard? How did you know? It’s like you peered into my soul.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, but that's not a wand in my pocket.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I hope it's not a dick. Why all these people that keep a dick in their pocket?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tell me you're basic without telling me you're basic

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My pH is ~7.4