this post was submitted on 01 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

He's not even a real hamster.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Give Swindon a chance.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Wait, this is an actual shitpost. What's wrong?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)

There aren't even any jeans in it!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

To be fair, Clarkson basically always wore jeans

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Skinny jeans on a not-skinny man.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

The quest for a boot cut to match a huge gut

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

The text you just typed was not textured as jeans. I must be in the wrong community

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

Hammond you tiny man where is the lamb Chevy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

This makes me want Top Gear Mad Libs.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Typical James May shenanigans

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Now, this is the kind of quality content I come here for.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 8 months ago

Now this is the kind of high quality content I come here for

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I miss me woife

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

One of my favorite vids

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

I love bottom gear

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Wedding vegetable. Thank you for adding a new weapon to my verbal arsenal.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

lol I’m pretty sure I learned the term nearly two decades ago watching Clarkson on Top Gear the first time around

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Wasn't it normally "gentleman's vegetable"?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Gentleman’s sausage, actually.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I guess we're going to need to marathon all of Top Gear to settle this. I'll get the popcorn ready.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I just marathond all of the grand tour,

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm about to start Clarkson's Farm again

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Oh i should do that too, fucking hilarious show

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

brb gonna go grab my hat

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.