Please have Boeing do this. Focus on the doors.
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trump killing himself by using Musk to skirt safety precautions so he can feel special riding around in a shiny new ego tube might be enough to get me wondering if god exists.
Ordinarily, the implied result would be sad due to the press corps flies on air Force one as well, but now that they've replaced all reputable news outlets with Fox clones... Let's do this!
Oh! Wouldn't that be a nice resolution...
Put the President and Trump on an unsafe plane and sent that bitch on a nice long flight over the ocean.
Could Musk be useful for something after all?
Look do you really need to tighten every screw? Maybe skip every 8th one or use the aluminum screws instead of the steel ones - then you can carry more screws.
I have lots of ideas how they could speed this up.
Oh wow, what's the worst that could happen, they skip safety and defense features and the plane gets shot down and the president killed? Oh man, that would be horrible, just horrible!
It's good they chose Boeing to build it lol
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Seems like an opportunity for Musk to create plausible deniability for taking the throne.
OceanGate!
I was gonna say, hopefully Trump's up for some deep sea exploration next!
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Dear Boeing,
I know i said i wanted world peace. Hear me out.
Two new Air Force One
Two new
One
REEEEEEE, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
Any plane the President is on board is designated Air Force One. I know you’re half joking, but
It's not just half
The less safe the better.
This could be amazing.
Finally a positive news :)
The only bad part about the obvious outcome here is that we'll have the 9/11 and JFK conspiracy theorist types jerking themselves raw about how it was absolutely a conspiracy to assassinate him.
So...
Would it be so bad if it was?
Yeah, they'll say that no matter how he dies. "Deep state operatives made him eat that fatal cheeseberder on the toilet!"
Or, "He died because the CIA has a fatal colonic catastrophe ray".
He'll get the pox and they'll have to cook up some kind of "ultra super duper deep state, for real this time" to blame it on
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Just throw a door plug in that sucker, Boeing
Please, God, if you're listening, do something really really funny with this.
"Didn't you people learn from the Holocaust that I either don't exist or am evil if I do?"
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With the recent history in aviation, I'm going to be praying like mad. Please tell me they're still Boeing products?
Holy shit so many desperate prayers in one thread
I think they can be convinced to pause their game of Jenga or Connect Four for a few minutes of structural integrity or engine failure
The Big ~Man~ .. Big Entity has Big Priorities, you know?
Yay
Isn’t musk too busy taking credit for being the ceo of Tesla? And space x and the boring company, solar city,, oh yeh and twitter. Oh and wasn’t he supposed to be going through every social security payment? How will he find the time to jerk off on twitter while fixing Air Force one and all the faa safety standards. He must really be a genius (hardest fucking sigh in the universe)