In fact, i do not recommend this.
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I aint typing out 'please', I will compromise on alias plz='sudo'
shit, that's a radical move
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I don't ask my machine to do something. It doesn't have feelings. I keep civilitΓ©s for humans.
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more typing. if i set up an alias for it, i'd rather set up su
I don't care what machine it is in not using pleasantries to tell it what to do until it gains sentience. Pleasantries are for people.
Thus does become an issue for me when i use a call a support line and the actual person just happens to talk like a recorded menu.
also set up insults in sudoers for a unique experience
Alias albert=apt
please albert-get update
Edit: oops sorry didn't mean to reply to your comment, I'm on mobile so I thought was new comment
How dare you. Straight to Lemmy jail!
Please shutdown -h now
"Would you Kindly ..."
wouldyoukindly kill -9 1
atlas:: $ andrewryan=1
atlas:: $ wouldyoukindly kill -9 $andrewryan
$ alias please="sudo"
$ alias stay="shutdown"
$ please stay_
Use shutdown -h now or -P 0
Or just use poweroff
Oof right in the feels
please remove the French language pack
please rm -fr /*Now a days you have add βno-preserve root after the laggy French pack to fully remove it.
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For people that don't get the joke: this messes up your system
If you're out of the loop: this is part of the joke tricking people into dedicating precious hard drive space to an unnecessary language pack.
Some people just wanna see the world burn
please !!
'Aurenkin' is not in the pleasers file. This incident will be reported.
hahha I love this.