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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Probably a tad obscure, but at the end of Set (Extended Mix) there’s a section where they repeat “converge” but I can’t help but hear ‘you’re a virgin’ XD

Then again I don’t like that better than the original lyric per se, it’s just different

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Lady Mondegreen sounds bad ass

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I always think of Metallica's Saint Anger:

🎶 Medallion noose, I hang myself

Saint Anger 'round my neck

I feel my world shake

Like an earthquake

Hard to see clear

Is it me? Is it fear?

I'm not even angry with you

I'm not even angry with you

I'm not even angry with you

I'm not even angry with you

🎶

Yet the real lyrics are:

I'm madly in anger with you

I'm madly in anger with you

I'm madly in anger with you

I'm madly in anger with you

... sigh...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

When you're in Morrowind, oh, baby, that's sick

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

In lay me down by the dirty heads, the line:

But they were seen by the good eye of the mean billy green

Should have been:

But they were seen by the keen eye of the mean billy green

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

There's a break-up song on Chvrch's debut album called Tether. One line, frequently repeated, goes "I'm feeling capable of... seeing the end." A fine lyric, very breakup, much hopeful.

Except, I can't tell when listening that she isn't saying "I feel incapable of..." I don't know if it's intentional but I think the ambiguity really elevates the song from semi-empowering breakup song to powerfully-relatable song about the chaos of seeing a relationship end; simultaneously believing you can get through it while also having no idea how you'll ever get through it.

It's just fun wordplay too: feeling capable/feel incapable. Makes me want to use that structure more in my own writing.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

There used to be a greater power alone on the sea:
You became a light on the dark side of me. Love became a draw that I could not appeal. But did you know that when it snows, My eyes become alive, and the light that you shine can be seen?

Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

That's when it's time to write a cover.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Damn it, Mr.Ingle. Can you not sing "in the garden of eden" without sounding like you have a mouth full of pudding?

Fuck it. We'll just change the name of the damned song. Who the hell makes a 17 minute long song, anyhow? You're a damned idiot!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Also, Mr. Miller? What the hell is a pompatus of love??

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

🎶Concrete jungle wet dream toma-to!🎶

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I cannot hear this song without thinking that the background singers are repeatedly saying "cut your balls off" during the refrain

Billy Idol - Mony Mony

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

"Sewing machines of love"

-Tears for Fears

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"It's too late to roll the dice" instead of "it's too late to apologize" sounds much more meaningful.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Ooh, I like this one! I thought it was, "it's too late to call the job" when I first heard it and was pretty unsure what he was going for...

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

And I'll sing all night and in the mornin' light

When your shades are on and your head's on ice

You'll know you've seen the redneck sodomy

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (4 children)

🎶Wrapped up like a douche, another owner in the night🎶

🎶Hold me closer, Tony Danza🎶

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I always thought it was “another rumour in the night” 🥲

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I like to sing, "Wrapped up like a douche, another rubber in the night" but yours sounds closer. That song is great for this. "Blighted by the right, wrapped up like douche, another Romney in the fight"

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