Why would they assume the whales were having sex for the first time?
this post was submitted on 29 Feb 2024
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First time the vouyer got it on film.
More like brokebacks
Are these whales unaware that homosexuality is unnatural? /s
Best part:
Humpback whales are hefty lovers, measuring up to 16 meters (or 52ft) in length and weighing as much as 36 tons, which is the weight of several buses.
Save you a click: it was butt sex and the bottom is sickly.
And inspiration to gay humpers everywhere.
My humps, my humps, my humps, my humps, my humps…
They're turning the frickin whales gay now
They must like fish sticks.
That's why they're called humpbacks. They like to hump and they'll come back for more.
Gay whales. Gayles? Ghayles? Ghales?
There's gales forecast this weekend. I wasn't worried before.
Humpback Mountain?
Whays.
During the intimate encounter photographed in Hawaii, one of the whales was seen to be holding the other in place with its pectoral fins while penetrating it. The whale underneath appeared to be ailing, being noticeably emaciated and covered in whale lice, white-colored parasites sometimes found on cetaceans.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-10-12/whale-lice-captured-on-hervey-bay-humpback/101518622
University of Sunshine Coast ecologist Alexis Levengood says the only way a whale becomes infested with lice is through body contact with another whale.
"They usually get them through mating or from aggression and if they're fighting.
Might regret that.
That asshole gave me crabs!
Stop forcing your lifestyle on me! /s
Oh. The republicans will soon present a bill for the conversion therapy of whales....
They do that with humans because it's harder to just get away with killing us.
For whales? They'll just try to revive the whaling industry.
Or now they'll admit climate change is a thing. While claiming it's making whales gay.
If that's what it takes to convince them...
HoMoSeXuAlItY doEsNt eXiSt iN NaAaATtuUuUurRrRrEEeEeeeeee
It must be the windmills turning them gay.
It’s the WECs (wave energy converters)
What if they said "No homo" before having sex?
It's Joe, he's making the fucking whales gay, with the frogs.
Joe Rogan or Joe Arpaio? 😇
Joe Blow
Joe Blowhole.
Joe Stevens
He's my neighbor and acts like he's got a 9-5, but I know he spends his off time in the basement with the light on thinking up new ways to enforce the global liberal agenda. Probably has posters of gay whales hung up in his office.
So. They’re…Brokeback Whales…?
lol, amazing.