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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon finds a new way to get protein (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

District 9

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Ordinary Sausage made a sausage out of cat food. Gave it 3.5/5; higher than quite a few made out of "regular" food. Make of that what you will.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey my cat likes that one! Cheap, too

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I bought one for my cats a while ago. I was opening a can of something else (I forget, spam maybe) with the same pull off lid and they full on sprint towards me meowing like I hadn't just fed them an hour before.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

That’s cats for you.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Anon will pee rocks soon.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

That's anons goal. Anon collects rocks.

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