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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Ordinary Sausage made a sausage out of cat food. Gave it 3.5/5; higher than quite a few made out of "regular" food. Make of that what you will.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

well he is clinically insane.

the one-two punch of the $40B lobster and the 300-step garbage can nachos cracked his mind.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

B for billion. i would use G but i think it could be mistaken for "grand"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm confused still I guess. He bought and ate a 40 billion dollar item?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

he bought $30 worth of lobster tails and made a sausage, and he says multiple times in the video that he thinks it was too much money. but people kept requesting even stupider sausages so he just got more and more annoyed that he had spent the money, and over the years the running gag became that every time the lobster is mentioned the price goes up

Edit: also if you compare his tone in that video to one of his more recent ones you'll understand what i meant about insanity ("three mark ruffalooooos!!!")

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Okay thanks for the explanation. 🤣

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can't imagine it's much worse than Vienna sausages in that form, and someone is eating enough of those to keep them on store shelves.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 52 minutes ago

It was me when I was 6. I'm sorry everyone.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

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