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well hmm, This could be interesting
How would I die by this?
"How to Convince Your Parents to Let You Have a YouTube Account"
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https://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Middle-School-Crush-to-Like-You
UUUHHHHH
monday
inhales
I like coming here.
In break times, i often get to see her, with her long skirt, her adorable jacket, and her soft, long, brown hair.
She is rather tall in her friend group, she must be 13, maybe 14...
It doesn't stop me for loving her even if i am in my 40's.
Nothing can.
It's not a barbaric attraction like thoses weird pedophiles.
My love is pure.
She's made to be mine.
"I want to be with her together."
tuesday
She just leaved the school to buy her meal.
Today she did attach her hairs into two braids, with ribbons at the ends.
She is so cute.
"I absoluetly want to be with her"
She seems to be alone right now.
"Is it my chance?"
Slowly, gently, silently, I put some chloroform on the piece of cotton.
Softly, purely, nicely, I approach her from behind.
Strangely, surprisingly, quickly, she does a barrel roll and a backflip, and face me with an assault rifle.
Rougly, straightly, immediatly, she say: "ladies and gentleman, we got him"
Painly, horribly, trementously, i get perfored multiple times by supersonic projectiles, and fall on the ground.
"aww man"
I just died trying to get a middle school crush to like me.
Guys don't call the police it's for the thing
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How to Combine Documents in Microsoft Word
I always suspected
'How to treat a sprained neck'
So not sure if I'm the one with the neck injury or if I managed to get killed treating someone else
I got How to Get Bulbasaur in PokΓ©mon Yellow, so I guess I should probably avoid that game for a while.
Talk to the one dude in the second town with a happy Pikachu. Ez. I think that's it anyway.
"How to quit a job over text (with examples)"
I hope someone tells my new job I've died!
How To Get More Views on a Facebook Video
God dammit
Step one: Post when zuck was skewing video counts to make people "pivot to video"
While searching for a Cherry Grove Blossom Biome in Minecraft?! How do they know that?! (β_β)
I'm dying of stupidity, apparently.
Dying is the opposite of seeking mental stimulation lol
So does the plant kill me or is there an aloe vera crime syndicate I got on the wrong side of?
Removing mold stains from wood flooring.
I guess from shrinking stomach
UPDATE REQUIRED PLEASE UPDATE ON GOOGLE PLAY STORE. So I guess I die from updates.
Oh no, I'll die safely cleaning my playstation 5 :(
Painlessly in my bed, in the warm embrace of a loved one, it would seem.
"How to Clean Leather Sandals"
I don't own leather sandals and am not sure I know anyone who does, so that is very unlikely any time soon.
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You can eat any plant⦠at least once.
How to drop a gas tank.
Feels like a pretty reasonable way to go - I might even beat Elon to mars.
I die talking to a manipulative person. This seems doable!
Welp..
Getting punched in the throat while trying to wall thump somebody is peak physical comedy.
Praying for death by snu snu..
I'll die trying to rekindle my relationship. So either sexed to death or an unsuccessful attempt at rekindling.
I think you're going to rekindle the house as well as the relationship.
I think this speaks for itself