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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Dallas?

Might be legit.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Even better the picture is of the automatic flushing part of the toilet and most likely this was placed in the restroom based on the silver background. So now people will think it has a camera rather than just a distance sensor.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

"Traditional genital inspections"

HA!

This has to be a joke

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

“$10 to see it, $20 to touch. Oh wait, you thought those were ding dong prices?”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

I could share a dick pic or two if needed to get through TSA quicker. Softies, hardies, pre/post horizontal lambada.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Oh damn, this should be a template for every red state.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thats fucking Funny. i would prefer this as online ID, instead of scan your Face, please Scan your ...

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It isn't real. The number listed is for the office of Dan Patrick, Lieutenant Governor of Texas.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The text explicitly says the program is for the lieutenant governor's office.

The question is, would the lieutenant governor of Texas' office be involved in something like this? I'm certain they want to, but would they have the authority? It's my understanding that international airports are exclusively under federal control, not state.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It is meant as rage bait to get gullible people to flood Dan Patrick's office with calls. I respect the idea, but it is still very much fake.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

For now. It's easily doable with the TSA scanners. In fact, the scanners DID do this, before everyone complained and they were censored.

Shall we wait until it's implemented to complain? I don't remember the right order of operations.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago

Seems like it is a protest against the dumb-ass anti-trans shit the people in power in this state are pulling.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Opt in. Use random bathroom. Ruin the dataset.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I prefer traditional genital inspection

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Agreed. Why can't we have attendants at the door. They just reach down the front of your pants. It's simple and helps the economy adding jobs. And I'll bet they would be overwhelmed with applications. Many of the attendants would say, "Sorry we ran out of vinyl gloves so I need to shove my bare hand down your pants"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I'm going to have to numb you.

Num num num num num num.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 113 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The scanners at airports can certainly detect what kind of junk you have. There are tons of horror stories in trans communities. This one just seems like a hoax though.

I think it would be funny to put these stickers in front of every public restroom to scare the conservatives

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I believe what you are saying but really didn't think the scanners were capable of actually seeing your genital area as if it was an Xray

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In the display that TSA agents are given, the image is no longer shown and instead the system shows an outline of a body with the questionable area marked. This was added after the aforementioned outrage from travelers so that every TSA agent didn't get an x-ray view of your naked body. The scanners are the same, but the agent doesn't see it anymore.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yes other poster is correct. Those "full body scanners" where you put your hands up can see the full Monty. Big backlash post 9/11 when they started rolling this stuff out. Guess we decided as a society we ultimately didn't care.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

The underpants bomber is who we have to thank for these being everywhere now.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So what I don't understand is if it works as you say, which I do believe is true, then why the fuck do they jerk you around with taking this off, or that off. It's all just bullshit. It's bad enough that I have to deal with tools on the plane but you just have to fuck with me just to get on the plane

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

Security Theater.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The TSA scanners at airports really can see you completely nude.

The ones at the toilets are simple IR sensors to detect if the toilet is not occupied so it can automatically flush.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ok so even the article you posted says that those machines that show you naked have not been in use for a long time and when they were in use it was phased out pretty quickly.

It also says the image in there is from 2010 and the veracity can not be guaranteed.

So very much no the airport machines cannot see you naked.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Yes they can see you nude, but those specific machines have been removed from unspecified airports,

The one in Sydney for sure still can image you nude. Ask me how I know.

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