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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Everyday is penis inspections day until morale improves

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

"Hotdog ... no hotdog ... " That's the first thing I thought when it said AI. I know it's not real, but that just makes it funny.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

At least in Washington they only use them for research purposes. Found this last year at SeaTac.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

LOL, the TinyPenisDatabase

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is PERFECT! People, yes, even liberals, believe every damned thing they see on social media that reinforces their beliefs.

Can you see how this would get conservatives asking questions?! Been saying for years, liberals don't have the balls to fight dirty. I have zero problem with lying, scamming and cheating the fuck out of fascists. Gods I wish I had a color vinyl printer.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Fantastic that you have a phone number too!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Conservatives would just blame it on DEI and it somehow being funded by USAID

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

what’s in yer pants, esteemed citizen??

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Idea: Lead-lined underwear with wires inside that when scanned says "Fuck you" on the front and "Eat shit" on the back

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't understand why we haven't played the Uno Reverse card on the "TRANS ARE COMING FOR OUR KIDS" Crowd

"You wanna inspect our kid's genitals to make sure they're using the right toilet? Sir, I don't think you need to be anywhere where anyone's kids are going to be."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It won't work on them though. They have no shame

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 months ago (3 children)

My father was a penis inspector, like his father before him. He had to work for years at a penis factory to get by, working long, hard hours. All while taking penis inspection classes at night. When he finally graduated, he said it was so satisfying to tell his boss he was quitting, and that from now on he would be inspecting his work. He went on to be the best penis inspector in our county, and oversaw Penis Inspection Day at 4 public schools and 7 private for over three decades.

The fact that they think they can automate this entire proud profession with one scanner in a public bathroom is an insulting joke. It's a single camera! How will it check the underside of the shaft for melanoma? Can it check the foreskin for proper length and cleanliness?? How does it check erection durometer? Not to mention urethral diameter. For fuck's sake.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

aaaaaaaaand post

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

durometer

TIL

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I had a friend that took a college course in Penis Inspection. Any freshman could take that course. But you had to be a Senior for the more challenging course "The Penis and the amazing differences between the cut and uncut"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

A lot of people can get a good handle on the cut segment of the course, but when it comes to the uncut they seem to slip right through the cracks.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Electronic Genital Verification may tickle a bit, this is normal and not a cause for alarm.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

It's just minor radiation exposure. Only 3 mSv. That's barely 30 chest X-rays, or 150 seven hour flights!

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