That's a bit gay
this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2025
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be 20 y/o permavirgin
I was 22 when I had my first time. Never considered myself a permavirgin.
Happy the poster found happiness for the following reasons:
a) he got laid
b) he's no longer a virgin
c) he found happiness
d) he found someone to love and that loves him back
e) there are two more people happy in the world
but, holy turtle on a skateboard, am I really happy for having one less doofus complaining of being alone.
Bring on the hate! I love you all!
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Sounds a bit, idk... Gay
Who cares?
Hello newfriend
Hello back to you, stranger. How ya doin'?
It was going alright but this is second time today that I've seen someone take an obvious joke seriously on greentext of all places. So you can imagine that it's ruined beyond repair now
Did you laugh at it?
Do you generally laugh at your own jokes you post online? lol
I did laugh at the other joke
If I didn't, I wouldn't.
You're actually sitting in your room, writing a joke to post on Lemmy and you'll actually laugh at your own joke? That's hilarious, I can imagine it
Have you ever had someone tell you a joke and the person starts laughing mid sentence? Doesn't really matter if the joke is good or bad. We have to laugh. Laugh is contagious.
I mean sometimes I've seen people doing that, in real life since you're reacting with other people. Most of the time not. Some think of it as a bit gauche. I just don't think it's a sensible requirement for saying a joke, especially when it's online.
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Twinkdeath gonna hit them like a truck
To expand on that, there are no successful fem-men for good reason. So around the age of 30 "twink death" will set in, and anon will go longer like his former femboy, at least not for that part of him.
Unlike most gay men, he's probably not actually comfortable being with a man. They're not prepared to grow old together because he relies on his boyfriend's ability to maintain his suspension of disbelief. That will almost certainly no longer be possible after twink death no matter how hard he tries.
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WHY IS EVERYONE POSTING EGG EMOJIS???!!!??!!
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Thank god they censored apeshit
🚨 This way, officer... That's the one who used the swearwords. 😱
Language, motherfucker! 😡
Me when I'm attracted to feminine, no matter the source.
Real: Dude thought he was going to be a permavirgin at age 20
Gay: He's pinning a Discord femboy
The solution to incels was femboy waifus all along.
But how do you know if it’s censored 🤔
I think it says "apex legends." OP dropped out of a helicopter and went full The Most Dangerous Game on him, but instead of killing him, keeps him locked up in his apartment as a slave.
RIP discord femboy.
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I've spent like 5 minutes searching and still cannot get a definitive answer. wth is the qualifier that makes a sundress "anime?"
The zoomer incel gooner that spends weeks or months ERPing in discord consumes only anime as media and does not ever see an actual woman in an actual sundress, in media or the real world.
Thus, to them, all sundresses are anime sundresses.
...y'know this explanation makes a lot of sense.
I said it because I've known quite a few zoomer hikikomori.
Its like people who only read or type words, but never actually have audible conversations with those words... they have no idea how to pronounce them.
Why would they? No relevant use case.
Its like people who only read or type words, but never actually have audible conversations with those words... they have no idea how to pronounce them.
my friend pronounced Meme Me-Me the other day and I about died laughing
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My work is getting a new ERP and I just got out of a long meeting about it. I'm a little disoriented.
Heh, different kind of ERP.
Nonetheless, you have my sympathies.
I've worked at a number of different places that changed ERP or CRM software, and it basically always involves a 3 month period of all kinds of insane errors happening due to people being unable to figure out a new UI.
Then also all the edge cases with bespoke workaronds from the old system just collapse completely, even if the managers were told 'hey this will break, we're gonna need to make a new workaround, please give us time to test it' and then the managers don't.... or, even more fun, the only guy or gal that even knew those edge cases existed, and made all the workarounds, they just quit, and then no one has any idea why a whole bunch of shit is broken.
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Hope it isn't GlobalShop. If so, good luck.
Nope
When it's this one: https://static.myfigurecollection.net/upload/pictures/2019/04/11/2192078.jpeg
Exactly what I thought too
I dunno if going around in Asuka's fit is going to make "straight" men go crazy horny, but maybe I'm not focusing enough on the crazy part. It should at least get me choked, right?
Oh, this search had motives.
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I wonder how long the "pretends" remains a thing
