Invite the guy round, obv.
this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2025
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"unwed nightmare"
Easy, you start hanging out, gather a crew of like-minded cowpokes, set yourselves up with a Posse, and LAN Party your collective way to Legendary status!
As a side note, RDR2 deserves a 'GTA VI' more than GTA does, such an underappreciated game (and social commentary!)
It’s just atrocious that you still can’t play it 60 fps on consoles, while even RDR1 received a 60 fps patch
Im not sure if you are joking right now but RDR2 IS the ‘GTA VI’ to RDR1, a game well deserved of its sequel. Underappreciated? Are you mad?
Can't speak about the mad part, but what I meant about RDR2 is that it obviously got less love from the community than GTA V, which is why it's essentially been shuttered in terms of any expansions/online components - while GTAO keeps receiving new mini-expansions even with GTA VI around the corner.
Not to mention there are no talks about furthering the series...
That's why I consider it underappreciated.
Edit: also to add, RDR2 is to RDR1 what GTA V is to GTA IV.
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Factual and homosexual?
You know, I actually believe this one.
Totally gay though.
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Isn't there more to this one? Why is it cut off
Found the rest
I don't know what to do next
next greentext will be about him trying to fuck his sister.
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this guy just hasn't figured out he's jesus