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[–] [email protected] 22 points 16 hours ago

Apparently the Argentine equivalent is something like “take your hat off, you’re not in this photo”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 16 hours ago

(Ireland) Wind yer neck in

[–] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago (6 children)

Another reason to love Russian (the language).

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

In Taiwan it's “關你屁事“

Which is mildly translated to "Care about your fart situation"

This is pretty derogatory. I wouldn't use it unless it's with your friends messing around.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Qué te importa. Come torta. Con tu hermana la gordota.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 16 hours ago

Why is it important to you, eat cake. Like your fat sister.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

English also has, "stay in your lane."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

I always liked "where's your business?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

I don't talk much outside of English-speaking communities, but I can say with confidence that I've never heard that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

The one that OP asked to "confirm".

[–] [email protected] 47 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

German: That's not your beer./ That concerns you like damp dirt./ That can walk by your ass.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

m.......dirt clay and Loam and Soil🤤🤤🤤😇

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I'm from Chile and I have never heard of that one. But a lot of: y a voh, ¿quien te movió la jaula, culiao?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Como nunca hay escuchao "y quién te dió velas en este entierro?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Te juro que no, pero si el "y a voh, quien te dio ficha?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Puta que saltó lejos el maní

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Mexico very similar to chile : "no tienes vela en el entierro".. English: you do t have a candle in this burial".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

"Quien te dió vela en este entierro?", en Argentina. Se puede asumir que es algo de hispanoamerica al menos. Also, maybe it's better to translate it like "you don't have a candle in this funeral" maybe? I don't know if english speaking people hold a vigil for the dead like we do. Burial while is a more direct translation, I don't think it really represents the spirit of the adage.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 21 hours ago

Similar to another English idiom: You don't have a dog in this fight.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

It's funny that the Dutch version is pretty close to what the English one should be: bemoei je met je eigen zaken, literally mind your own business.

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[–] [email protected] 107 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

As an Arabic speaker I have never heard of number 3, though Arabic is more like forty languages in a trench coat so that's not saying much.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 18 hours ago

Am Arab, can vouch that I’ve never heard of it.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I was surprised "Arabic" was this loosely defined when "Chilean Spanish" was very specifically defined immediately following

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Arabic is more like forty languages in a trench coat

It has so much in common with English

[–] [email protected] 35 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Or any language spoken over a wide geographical area

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

Explanation for the french one : onion is an old slang for anus. So "mind your own onions" is an old-fashioned way to say "mind your own ass"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Except it's plural, and I only have 1 anus.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe it's meant to imply your mouth is also an asshole?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago

Hey, who am I to judge the two-anus person that invented that expression

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