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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

that will prove very lucrative to the industrious hacker in the third world.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wasn't this the plot to one of the Die Hards. Except they just went in and did it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wonder if the muskrat would be triggered by being called Hans Gruber. Or some variation...

How about... Hans Groomer.

Anybody else got one?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I like it. Then the celebrity couple name mashup for our glorious leaders can be Small Hands Groomer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Handsy Grabber.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Break out the Whiskey, we're done boys. It was a good run.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If they completely break the payments system, does that mean government employees stop getting paid?

Like no more federal government? No more ICE? No more military? No more FBI?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

It means all of a sudden you have a lot of well armed and well connected people out of a job, while probably the US dollar becomes worthless as a currency. If you live in the US and havent though about owning a weapon, now would be the time to quickly get one. You never know when the currency becomes worthless and police will demand all your food reserves at gunpoint.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I think the worst thing that could happen is capitalism continuing to function as "normal".

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Honestly this could be the best thing possible if anonymous takes advantage and just... Deletes all data on the US dollar....

Short term, people would suffer. Long term, our children might get a future they currently don't have thanks to the capitalists.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Isn’t this the plot to Mr Robot?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, Mr. Robot is based on the Anonymous movement.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's a common hacker dream since looooong before that. Bringing the score to zero.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Someone forgot rules one and two...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Sneakers too

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pushing code directly to Prod in a payments system handling trillions of $ is going to end in an almighty bang...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

In their quest for ever moar, the capitalists sowed the seeds of their own destruction...

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I worked as a developer in electronic payments for 5 years and we had to go through a months long process to certify the code with the financial system. My bosses were paranoid of any changes I made (to a silly degree) and we had a silly amount of automated tests.

We were a small startup with an underpaid staff and I'm not sure if more than 1000 people used our software. What they're doing is completely reckless.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You're telling me you want to update a typo from 'teh' to 'the' but it's in the same package as this important file? Fuck that, that's another 3 weeks of certification.

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