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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 minutes ago

You think the Europeans are going to do anything about it? Think again.

If the American President wants to take Gaza by force and turn it into a Mediterranean Vegas, he's going to do it with very little pushback.

Don't act so surprised. We all knew elections have consequences, right?

[–] [email protected] -4 points 45 minutes ago (1 children)

And what ethnicity are they talking about, because as far as I can tell there isn't any special ethnic group living in gaza.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 33 minutes ago* (last edited 32 minutes ago)

You're right of course. There is nothing special about Palestinians, they are an ethnic group just like all the others.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

(sheer insanity has just been described in detail)

BBC Presenter (nods thoughtfully, shifts some papers)
"Alright, thanks. That was Charles Manson there, live from Narnia."

BBC Presenter (split-second later, brightly)
"And now an endangered frog species sees a new life on Mars! Our nature correspondent Jethro Tull with the latest.."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

If you expected them to be surprised then you clearly haven't been paying attention to Trump's statements before now.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

he only said this to distract from what Elmo is doing right now… the classified computers he’s taken over…
the fact that they’ve already begun reprogramming the treasury computer system, meaning they must have had illegal access to plan that well before trump was sworn in….
i don’t think trump will ever get the authority to occupy gaza and “relocate” all of them…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 minutes ago

What fucking world are you living on dude?

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