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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Open the browser in one VM. Open chatgpt in another VM.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Any competent modern IDE or compiler will help you find syntax mistakes. Knowing the concepts is way more important.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Java is piss easy, they're fine

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Idk I knew people who got filtered by the intro Java class. It was because they both had no prior experience and also always cheated to avoid writing code themselves for assignments.

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[–] [email protected] 110 points 1 day ago (3 children)

If it's the first course where they use Java, then one could easily learn it in 21 hours, with time for a full night's sleep. Unless there's no code completion and you have to write imports by hand. Then, you're fucked.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)

My first programming course (in Java) had a pen and paper exam. Minus points if you missed a bracket. :/

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Remember having to use (a modified version of?) quincy for C. Trying to paste anything would put random characters into your file.

Still beats programming on paper.

[–] [email protected] 126 points 1 day ago (3 children)

If there's no code completion, I can tell you even people who's been doing coding as a job for years aren't going to write it correctly from memory. Because we're not being paid to memorize this shit, we're being paid to solve problems optimally.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My undergrad program had us write Java code by hand for some beginning assignments and exams. The TAs would then type whatever we wrote into Eclipse and see if it ran. They usually graded pretty leniently, though.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Perfectly articulated.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago

Also get paid extra to not use java

[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 day ago (1 children)

generate code, memorize how it works, explain it to profs like I know my shit.

ChatGPT was just his magic feather all along.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Dumbo reference

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago

Bro just sneak to the bathroom and use chatgpt on your phone like everyone else does

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