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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Nft son.

Still has a chance for success in the future. Believes in controlling his own fate. Is tech oriented. Can still lift heavy objects. I can call him "lil-bruh".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

I don't want children, especially in a world that's getting worse every day. And NFTs pretty much sum up many of the causes that have led us to this situation.

So I'd choose an astrology daughter without hesitation.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Nft, i can laugh as crashes his savings again and again

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Astrology daughter;

+less money lost to scams

+less likely to engage with bro culture

-more likely to engage with crystals, vibrations, homeopathy, etc..

+less cringe

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Much more likely astrology daughter is engaging with crystals and vibrations from a more spiritual sense without zealotry, and purely for the joy it brings them. Homeopathy probably because western medicine is a miserable experience for women...

So yeah, those aren't exactly red flags at first glance.

NFTs however... Don't ever talk to me again.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Child neglect is probably the cause

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Both equally insufferable, but NFT son is more consequentially risky.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

If you believe in something like astrology, chances are high that you also get scammed by nft

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Astrology daughter won’t try and destabilize the world with star charts

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

It’s always a fucking Reagan. FUCK

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

astrology son and nft daughter

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

astrology nft or son daughter?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Definitely son daughter.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Astrology daughter. NFT son will be bankrupt in your basement, no matter what. Astrology daughter might marry a rich guy.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only if he's not a Taurus. No amount of money can get Mercury back in alignment.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

But the Taurus was sold under the Ford brand. The Mercury version was called the Sable.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And if she doesn't, she hopefully tries to be a kind person and sell pretty gems.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And if not, it's saturns fault that she's an insufferable cunt

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Which means she needs to attune to Venus, duh!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

Exavtly! She was acting like a penus! And needs some Venal penal lessons.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Both are recoverable but the astrology daughter is much cheaper to handle. Tarot, crystals, and star charts don't eat retirement funds.

Daughter with a Psychic, much tougher call.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How about daughter who is a psychic?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Psychiatry is expensive yeah.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago
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