Figures that the safest men to be stuck with aren't human men.
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Not if yer a fucken orc!
I don't know; can you name three bears that women would feel safer with?
Barenstain?
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Harvey Specter, Mike Ross, and Louis Litt.
Christopher Reeves, Stephen Hawking, Teddy Pendergrass
Mr Rogers, Bob Ross, Steve Irwin
i mean, i guess i'd feel safe, but probably not super comfortable, given that they are all three very dead.
If they're dead and in the elevator, are they still in wheelchairs?
Idk about Stephen Hawking
I tried to come up with a counter argument and realized pretty quickly that I didn’t want to.
What's the counter-argument ? Let's hear it
I mean, they're objectively correct.
Somewhat related: that's a dream blunt rotation right there
I feel like Gimli would hog it, Aragorn would obviously be awesome, and Legolas would be chill but you could tell he's thinking your weed sucks, he's got a much better connection.
Gimli, it's a blunt, not a microphone
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I'd choose: Boromir, Ned Stark, and Sean Bean.
No way anything bad can happen to me with those magnets around.
The whole elevator would just crash through the foundation. You'd be collateral when Death gets a 3 for 1 final destination style.
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