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Let's keep posting our treasure hauls, to spite the americans.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 days ago (3 children)

As an American, part of me wants to try to write a comeback to these posts since this isn't even remotely what I and pretty much everyone I know personally wanted or voted for. But at the same time too many dumbasses in my country apparently did want it and I feel like we deserve to take our lumps. Sigh

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (7 children)

Joke's on you, my whole neighborhood is farmers. Eggs for days baby.

They keep trying to give me raw milk tho...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Your neighbours keep their hens inside or are they allowed to roam free?

Because chickens will gladly trespass, forage around, and casually leave an egg behind.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Do you collect your own butt nuggets?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I wish.

I have a small plot of land and got a few chickens to help clear the weeds. The creatures were lovely and at some point they just started to leave their eggs around. Ko rooster, no potential chicks.

Then a stupid neighbour took the opportunity to let their hunting dogs into the chicken coop. Killed every single animal.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I have one hen who is a cross of buff orpington, barred rock, and various random breeds. She is a pretty bird but that is a gorgeous one.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 days ago (1 children)

American here, i take no offense because we deserve this shit.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Come over and I'll spare you a few. 6,60€, 30 eggs carton. Figure that's fair?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Damn bruh, that’s a good deal.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

$3.50cad/dozen from a farmer; got 8 dozen on Friday...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sadly, I can't see that image.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's a dozen eggs...does it show a placeholder rather than the image?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (3 children)

k, I converted jpg to webp and re-upped.
Is it visible?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Still nothing...

Hey, but I'll take you word for! Enough effort was put forwaed already.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Notification: How to Basic has posted a video

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

I did? Shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Smaug may find this a better treasure than gold these days!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago
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