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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Shrek’s based on a book with a plot structure only vaguely resembling the movie, but sharing an identical moral message. Donkey and shrek are in the book, so donkey and shrek are in the movie. I don’t think it went past that.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Bible and Shrek are both human mythology. Stories we’ve created, learned, and lived that encapsulate aspects of the lived human experience.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah but one of them is a good moral example and the other is the bible.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you need shrek to tell you the bible is a fairy tale then brother I have news for you

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[–] [email protected] 133 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No it means that Shrek is biblical canon

[–] [email protected] 103 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Is that the official render of Donkey? That's fucking terrifying.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I still like the theory that Donkey is a Lost Boy escaped from Treasure Island before the full transformation took over and he lost his voice.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So the little boy fucked a dragon?

I suppose its not much more fucked up than interspecies donkey/dragon coitus, but still.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Always was 🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

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