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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago (9 children)

As someone who had that misfortune to work woth their products, this tracks just great. Honestly. I've used their Apex and SQL developer. Both of them are unintuitive to use, inconsistent, lacking features, and just a complete resource hogs in their own ways. Makes me wonder how they are still keeping themselves afloat, considering the abhorrent state and quality their products are.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Something about eggs in one basket.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 days ago

One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Not just oracle. Couple years ago Google nuked an Australian pension fund cloud environment with no way to restore. Just poof all data gone.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That was mistake on Google part if I remember correctly, it wasn't intentional.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oopsie, the photos of your dead wife/husband/father/mother/pet/children are all gone. Pleasure doing bussiness with you! 🤗

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

My much brainier than me friend was telling me about the courses he was taking to apply to Oracle. I had to break it to him how far down they've fallen, and not to expect anything working for them. He's smart, but not in the right social channels like the Fediverse to see what the real people are saying.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I have a very small wiki hosted on OCP. Good thing I have kept text backups of all the articles.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It's the problem with their "always free" virtual machines. Use too much, and they delete it for abuse. Use just a little, and they delete it for inactivity.

Those aren't free because Oracle is benevolent, but simply because probably they had a contract with Ampere to purchase millions of those arm server CPUs and they have vacancy

They're "free" in the hope that they will catch a whale: someone gets used to their infrastructure with a test, then spin more paid virtual machines

If in a specific datacenter, suddenly a whale is asking more resources, the free ones are getting the cut

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm kinda excited about my free tier. Gonna see what happens in the future.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago

This is exactly why you don't use anything from Oracle, especially free stuff like OCP. If you think you're not going to regret it eventually, you're fucking wrong.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

tbf i had the same happening with pinterest, and somebody else had it with microsoft.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Amazing. Those companies have been widely renowned for their amazing customer service, too.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm not a fan of victim blaming but who the heck thought it was a good idea to use Oracle to begin with??!??

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I use oracle always free server. It's actually some generous resources.... but yeah, It's oracle. I intentionally have a backup script run regularly for precisely this case. It's saved me $1200 in costs* so far so I'll keep freeloading until they screw me over

*based on what i was paying previously at another cloud service

[–] [email protected] 68 points 3 days ago (1 children)

ORACLE: One Raging Asshole Called Larry Ellison

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[–] [email protected] 240 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I am moderately surprised that this didn’t have anything to do with Trump or Elon Musk. I was pretty curious what activist organization Erik Uden ran. But, the punchline wasn’t that, and was in the Mastodon replies.

Interestingly, two days before Oracle deleted my account and all servers associated with it, I publicly criticized Oracle's CEO in a viral post for promising dystopian AI surveillance technology to his investors.

https://mastodon.de/@ErikUden/113879369270806353

What a weird coincidence

[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 days ago (5 children)

What a weird coincidence

There's a really good chance it IS coincidence. Oracle Cloud has a history of straight up deleting "always free" tier VMs and data in Oracle Cloud. This has been going on for years.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

Does that include permabanning the users too?

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 days ago

Larry Ellison being a contentious, petty cunt? Must be a day ending in y.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 days ago

What a weird coincidence

Those coincidences are going to keep happening unless you start Mario Brothering CEOs

[–] [email protected] 106 points 3 days ago

Sounds about right for Oracle. I worked for a company that got bought by Oracle, and the support ticketing system we used was owned by Salesforce. Now, Larry Ellison hates Salesforce. So everyone was told to eliminate use of all Salesforce software.

Only problem was the Oracle software they wanted me to switch to - Service Center - was terrible. It was designed for massive call centers, not my team of five. It had almost zero automation, and the UX was circa 1985.

So I had a meeting with the Service Center team to go over my concerns. One feature I needed was an autocomplete field for ticket macros. This let us quickly process messages in our workflow. And it was just an autocomplete field, something I'd built myself dozens of times.

The Service Center folks acted like they'd never seen anything like that. They said it would take a year to add that feature to their product, but management still said I had to switch. So my boss, who had my back, got it thrown up the chain of command at Oracle. And then again. And again.

After a year and a half of this, averaging about a meeting a quarter, I finally got on the phone with an EVP who asked a very good question: "How much is this costing us per year?"

"$5,000" I said

"Why are you wasting my time with this?" she said

"Good question" I said.

I ended up getting to keep my ticketing software. I don't know if Service Center has autocomplete fields yet.

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[–] [email protected] 121 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Honestly it's so annoying we just can't natively crossposting from mastodon and we have to keep using screenshots.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Would be cool if there was a way to basically display a toot with mastadon-like formatting simply by linking it in Lemmy. Since it's all in the Fediverse it could even display the live number of likes, boosts, etc. and provide an easy link to the toot author's profile

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Sounds like a fantastic feature to add in. Linking the feds together to promote useage.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Could someone reply with tagging the community?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Sadly no. Replies don't open new posts

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And even if they did, you can't reply from Lemmy. You can't even load the post from Lemmy. You'd need to use something that actually interface with Mastodon posts.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Would be cool if fediverse instances auto created a "Fediverse" topic/thread/etc that was only dedicated to federating ActivityPub things from other services.

Like I'd love to go to c/Fediverse or even something like c/Mastodon and c/Loops and whatnot to get some more content from within Lemmy

Edit: maybe f/Mastodon or ap/Mastodon for "Fediverse/ActivityPub" to differentiate them from the user made communities?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Could a mbin user?

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