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The Chronicon of Marcellinus Comes, apparently. Not sure why.
A very funny NGO report on "net-enabled anarchist extremists" that talks about the SRA like it's the PLA
A copy of Man after Man:
This is such a weird book. It has leech people, underwater people, blind psychic baby people, meat mountain people, etc.
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Nothing too weird. Multiple manuals of objects that I own, probably the weirdest of which is a German manual for my Canon EOS 300 (I'm not German). And some machine learning papers, among which a paper from 1987, by Quinlan & Rivest, about decision trees (which is older than I am).
EDIT: Oh and another document older than me, a manual for the Minolta XG-9 that I'm lending from my dad.
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A mock dictionary of Portuguese gay slang and vocabulary. It's pretty fun.
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This feels pretty niche...
Let's see, The CIA's Simple Sabotage Field Manual, some paper on MKultra, some paper about The Hum, Some scientific paper on the longevity of recordable optical media, and a paper about crows.
The Death report for Kurt Cobain. Mostly from morbid curiosity and a love for Nirvana. I donβt do that for everyone or anything like that. Thatβs the weirdest one. π
The Airplane Flying Handbook, I guess.
In my mailbox...My arrest warrant from the Dutch police.
For burning kuran ?
Ok, this is definitely the winning comment. I'm crossing my fingers for you bro
What are the charges?
Ah so you send me that .pdf, tuff luck
Depends on your weird.
I write, so there's a ton of stuff on decomposition, forensics, and related subject matter that are weird by some standards.
I've got stuff on niche mythology too, for the same reason. Along with that is stuff on modern paganism, syncretic religions, and related subjects. Again, weird by some standards.
But I tend to think the morbid stuff is what would catch most people by surprise.
Where do you usually find it at? I'm a horror writer and that sort of thing would be handy to have for my work.
It used to be Google scholar. It was pretty easy to find good stuff when I was digging into it. Not sure if it's still a reliable place though
What's a pdf that most surprised you?
Ahh, probably the one that gave visuals of bloat and skin slippage.
I've seen plenty of dead bodies (did some hospice work, ran across a suicide in the woods, and a few accidents), but I'd never seen that segment of decomp.
It's both worse than I expected, and somehow not as bad.
Nice.
I came in here to post about having a copy of Titus Burkhardt's Alchemy tome and DKMU Assault On Reality but I think yours might take the cake instead, as well as possibly including both of those texts.
The technical plans for the Death Star.
Are there any vulnerabilities? Asking for a friend
Guidelines for a Space Propulsion Device Based on Heimβs Quantum Theory
I thought it sounded interesting, but the mathematics was beyond me.
Hercolobus Or Red Planet, by V. M. Rabolou... it's 'interesting'.
Itβs an interesting concept and seems plausible enough (same as with Planet X, Nemesis.. ok some of that Nibiru stuff is ridiculous) but like, the evidence just isnβt there to support it. Feels like we should have found SOME evidence for this kind of interstellar disaster by now. I donβt know, maybe Iβm wrong.
I have the working draft of this year's List of Items for the Official University of Chicago Official Scavenger Hunt, the world's largest -and probably weirdest- annual scavenger hunt.
That sounds fun!
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I found the Cunt Coloring Book from the 1970's. Yes, scanned in as PDF. Yes, a few pages were already colored in, mostly psychedelic colors though.
And yes, it's exactly what it sounds like, a bunch of hand drawn lady parts to be colored in.
Ah I didn't think to look into that part of my downloads for PDFs
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Mine is this report by the central bank where they tested the insurance sector at-large for resillience to financial shocks. ^(Although after reading some books by nassim nicholas taleb, I realize that testing using the worst imaginable shocks isn't sufficient as black swan events are by their nature unpredictable)
I just cleaned up my downloads so I no longer have it, but a couple weeks ago it was a copy of Maid: The Role-Playing Game