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Hello there. Somehow, Star Wars memes have returned. It's not a trap, this is where the fun begins.

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IMPORTANT

Do not post the "good friend" or similar copypasta

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Special days!

Friday and weekends: Caption contest. An image will be pinned, and we shall make captions for it and post them in the comments.

Wednesday: Theme day. We have Droids day, EU day, poem day, aliens day... Let the pinned post guide you. Memes with the theme are preferred.

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Our galactic citizens have requested more specific rules, so here are a few.

The general idea is, if you're looking here for rules, you're probably someone who doesn't need to have them spelled out. You're fine. But anyway:

  1. This is a community for Star Wars memes. This means typically screenshots of Star Wars media with some text or context that's meant to be funny and/or thoughtful. All SW media is welcome: movies, games, comic books, fanart... Other kinds of content, like video links or meta memes (about this community, or Lemmy), are fine as well, just keep it on topic.

  2. We are all friends here, and love (sometimes love to hate) Star Wars. Be nice to each other.

  3. As fans of fictional media, we can be passionate. If you very strongly disagree with something or someone, take a deep breath before reacting. Anger leads to the dark side!

  4. Everything in Star Wars has happened a long time ago, in a galaxy far away, and it's a rich universe of millions of words and millions of years of history. So current Earthly matters really shouldn't concern us here. In other words, leave politics, philosophies and convictions behind the door. This applies even if it's about something related to Star Wars.

  5. Original content is preferred. Reposts are fine, just please limit to a maximum of 3 per day, per citizen. It is recommended, but not required, to mark original memes as (OC) and reposts as (repost).

  6. Local mods are the Jedi council. They may take actions that are necessary to maintain peace and stability of the Republic, even beyond the rules outlined here. Follow their guidance.

  7. Regular rules of the Lemmy.world instance apply.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Man, the "only a Sith deals in absolutes" line was really one of those things that sounded a lot better on paper than it actually turned out to be.

Even beyond the obvious self-contradiction, "dealing in absolutes" is such a weird attribute to describe as unique to the Sith... Like, the identifying mark of a Sith isn't their hunger for power and control, nor their mastery of the Dark Side, it's that they aren't moral relativists? Really?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Actually it's more of a George Lucas is terrible at dialogue situation, the operative word in the sentence is "deals".

He wasn't saying "Only a Sith recognizes absolutes", he was saying they only "deal" in them as in they refuse to compromise or recognize nuance. To a Sith anyone that isn't currently aiding you is your enemy, if they aren't your ally they are to be destroyed. It's not that he was trying to say there are no absolutes, he's saying that there are other options in this situation, and that by viewing Obi-Wan as an enemy because he opposes Palpatine he is "dealing in absolutes" as in he is making this a life-or-death situation when it doesn't need to be.

It was never meant to be a philosophical statement, it's just a very awkward way of saying "Anakin we can work this out and compromise, you and Sidious are only acting like this because of the Dark Side". Unfortunately this bit of dialogue was written by the same person that thought "I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating...hoping that kiss will not become a scar" was romantic and thoughtful, instead of the type of thing an emo teenager would write in their diary.

If you want to see what George Lucas is capable of without someone there to fix his weird choices, go look up the "Adventures of Luke Starkiller, as taken from the Journal of the Whills, Saga I: The Star Wars" screenplay, the untouched version of Star Wars that he originally thought up, there are even comic book adaptations out there. If you are brave enough to read it, you will very quickly see that George needs someone else to proofread his work and ESPECIALLY his dialogue, because the entire thing is a mess and practically every other line out of someones mouth sounds like a grand philosophical statement because of the phrasing he uses to give it more gravitas.

TL;DR - George Lucas uses weird phrasing and should never be allowed to write dialogue.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

written by the same person that thought "I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating...hoping that kiss will not become a scar" was romantic and thoughtful, instead of the type of thing an emo teenager would write in their diary.

95% of all TV and movies are pathetically juvenile like that. Mature dialog and writing is the exception in film.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

The Sith deals in absolutes, the Jedi uses absolutes recreationally.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

I like the explanation for it in rebels.

”do or do not there is no try”

what goes that even mean?!

I don’t know, but master Yoda said it all the time.

(Some time later)

I am going to teach you to be a Jedi. I might fail. You might fail, but, if all we ever do is try, we’ll always fail.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What did Yoda say when we went to the Bakery?

Dough or Donut there is no pie.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

I have never been so incensed

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

"Pretty much only a sith deals in absolutes, at least most of the time..."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (2 children)

But... but... he doesn't have the green one at that point! /nerd

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

But Yoda secretly having an evil red sith lightsaber is the best part.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

I think that at this point Yoda may also not have had the red one.