Programming

As someone who has written a lot of PHP professionally over the last ~13 years (and a fair bit of other languages - JS, Rust, C++, Python ... I try to reach for whatever solution fits the problem) I feel your frustration with some things but wanted to point out that some of those things that have changed heavily in just the last 4-5 years. Apologies in advance for the wall of text, lol:

The PHP debugger has been one of the most frustrating debuggers I’ve ever had the displeasure of trying to setup...

That's still pretty valid. XDebug is still utter garbage to work with in my opinion. I wish it were better. That said, I haven't tried actually using it in several years so it could be better and I just don't know about it.

Also, to use PHP sensibly, you have to learn about zend

Zend hasn't really been industry-relevant in some 12-13 years, and yeah ... it was super rough. I basically hated every line of Zend code I ever wrote.

That said... the same kind of thing is true for a lot of languages. To use Python sensibly (for web, anyway...) you have to learn Flask or Django. To use Rust sensibly you have to learn Actix, Warp, Axum, or Tide. To use JS sensibly, you have to learn React or Vue or Svelte or Alpine or any of the thousand frameworks that come out for it daily.

For PHP the big ones are Laravel, Symfony (Laravel uses a fair bit of it under the hood), CodeIgniter, and CakePHP.

or whatever the name of that big framework is.

The most popular framework over the last decade or so is Laravel, and it's also my favorite. So I'm assuming that's the one you mean. And... yeah, even modern PHP wouldn't really be worth writing without it in my opinion. It focuses hugely on developer experience, greasing the wheels in huge ways and eliminating loads of boilerplate both in-app and in its tooling. It is SO SO SO SO SO MUCH BETTER than the others in my personal opinion. Genuinely transformative to the PHP experience, tries to make things as frustration-free as it can.

There are of course many rather valid criticisms of it - Mostly around how being "batteries included" means it's rather opinionated. Using Laravel means you either do things the Laravel way or you struggle... but with how much it simplifies, it winds up being worth learning to do things the Laravel way in my experience.

But that can break in the most mysterious ways and for PHP beginners it can be a nightmare to understand what went wrong.

For raw PHP in general ... yeah. again, I agree. Yet again though, that's also true for lots of other languages (explain a segfault to a C++ beginner), and thankfully Laravel includes a very detailed and helpful stack trace and debugging page - Any thrown exception will result in a page like this with an interactive stack trace:

I think Symfony, CodeIgniter, and CakePHP all include something similar these days.

Add in that its favorite pattern is dependency injection

Patterns are a preference thing, I realize it's not for everyone. I don't generally use dependency injection

and the language isn’t typed

Modern PHP is actually typed! It doesn't require that you use types, but you can absolutely specify types for variables, class attributes, function parameters, return values... And an exception will be thrown if something tries to use an incorrect type. It is still dynamically typed, so it's done at runtime. Which kinda bites sometimes. However, there are static analysis tools like PHPStan that do a great job of helping avoid typing-related issues.

It's not a perfect typing system but since sometime around PHP ~7.2 it became fairly nice to typehint basically everywhere and it's only continued to mature and get better over time - It's missing some things of course (I want generics!), but it's way better than the nightmare that was PHP 5 and older.

One of my bigger gripes is that many projects do not use containers whatsoever...

Yeah this is another thing that is a "vanilla PHP issue" that Laravel solves quite will imho - Through a very batteries-included package called sail. For most Laravel projects, it's a one-time 10-minute setup/configuration process for the developer, which should become a single command for other devs. And even then all it does is setup a bunch of sane defaults for running docker compose up, along with a bunch of shortcuts for running commands within the containers. Just today, I lent a coworker a hand with a project they had already set up to run via sail, and it was

git clone [project]
cd [project]
sail up

and I had a working setup as soon as the containers were ready.

Sorry, I didn't initially set out to write this as a love letter to Laravel, but I noticed your frustration appeared to be (largely) related to older versions of PHP and thought I'd mention that things have changed loads in the past few years. And then basically any time I'm doing something in PHP I use Laravel because I like it; And I work in PHP a lot because I work for a mostly-PHP shop. That said, even when I'm working in other languages, I often find myself wishing I had features from Laravel. Stuff like collections, Eloquent, storage disks, pipelines... It's a long list.

You come from a healthy background is what I’m hearing. And that’s good, and I don’t mean that in a derogatory way. What you have there is absolutely the right mindset to have. These tools are made by humans, who have their own set of problems they want to solve with their tools. It may not be the best tool, but it can work pretty damn well.

However, it’s also not uncommon to see communities rage and fight over the superiority of their tools, if not just to shun those that they think are inferior. It’s a blatantly childish or tribalistic behaviour, depending on how you look at humanity. And you’ll see this outside of programming too; in the office, in town, on the streets. People engage in this behaviour so that they can show that “I am on your side”, for the side where they think is the right or superior side, based on factors like a perception of group size, a perception of power, a perception of closeness. It appeals to a common human desire to belong to a strong group. It appeals to the human desire to feel safe. And when you start looking at it that way, that’s not too different from how animals behave. It’s important to note that not all humans have the same amount of desire for this sort of tribe, or would give into that desire to engage in such behaviours, but it’s not surprising to see.

In any case, this article is essentially a callout to the sort of toxic behaviour done for the sake of feeling superior, that exists within the programming community, to a point where some may even say is a major subculture.

Criticizing a language is fine, but many people take the fact that someone else uses a language they don't like personally and call them idiots and fools for it.

That's the attitude this blog post is arguing against

Other languages sucked, the people using them were losers or stupid, if they would just use a real language, such as the one we used, everything would just be better.

...for they shall be forced to use Visual Basic.

You should read it, it have a point, about the behavior you just displayed here.

I waited a minute