Can I bring my own spade, instead?
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So... a room full of fascists against two individuals.
To me, this implies they will either be drugged, to be impaired, or chained. Otherwise, the numbers win.
I'm not a butcher. Criminals are to be dealt as such. Death is too short of sentence to be a punishment.
Death is too short of sentence
It's a crowbar, not a flamethrower. Pick your targets, avoid the head and soft tissue/core areas. Have fun.
You missed the sentence where I declare myself as not being a butcher.
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Dont forget to leave your phone at home.
Better yet? Lose it in your friend's car before they head off on a road trip. That way, all those modern stresses can be miiiiiles away while you focus on your new happy place for a little while.
Does the soundproofness allow you to do stealth kills? Cuz otherwise, crowbar or not, you're probably gonna get overtaken by a room full of opponents, unless this is also happening in some sort of kung fu movie.
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Just picture the scene in Zombieland where they destroy the store for fun. But all the shelves are neonazi fuckheads. 😃
I don't like Nazis as much as the next guy, but given a choice between beating up Nazis and getting laid, I think I'd prefer to get laid. Ya know, the whole "Make love not war" philosophy.
Baby steps, citizen. Earn that booty. Top her score or own the bottom. Your choice.
Well if you’re both in there together nobody says you have to leave the room immediately. So both?
Nazi or not there's no shot I'd be able to kill people with a crowbar unless they are also actively trying to kill me
Irrelevant.
You and your date enter said room with a crowbar apiece (I'm bringing a modded spade), and the roomful of fascists gathered there, what, just stand and meekly stare at you both? Get on the ball. Don't let go of the crowbar, but cut everything else loose, citizen. Clock's tickin' and that fuckin' you're here for ain't starting until the room's freshly painted.
Well, if you are a minority, they are.
I am and you know exactly what i meant.
You meant that you're more comfortable being killed by a Nazi in a government office signing some paperwork than being killed by a Nazi who uses their own two hands.
Drag doesn't really understand that kind of mindset. Dead is dead. Danger is danger. And treating danger less seriously because it wears a suit and tie will get us all killed.
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"Boosting cars or having sex, boosting cars or having sex... What about having sex while boosting cars?"
That movie was the first DVD I ever bought and it is still one of movies I enjoy watching for a relaxed afternoon.
The director's cut takes it up a notch.
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There’s a scene in game of thrones where the guy goes ‘nothing like a good fuck after a good fight’
So like 3,5 min for fighting and 3,5 for fucking? I'm almost 40, I can't get it up in 3,5 minutes.
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What if either of you REALLY get off on violence against racist groups?
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Dream date.