There's been a lot of criticism of the Hexbear Prime and Gold upgrades, but the gift basket is huge. In addition to percussive server maintenance, I spend most of my time wrapping and shipping them out from my oubliette in the Pyrenees.
this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2025
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You caused this...
Have we considered an ad-supported tier?
For just $6.99, you can access c/goodposting, but you must watch one houthi music video every hour to maintain access. This way people can save money and we can still support our primary funders in the Ansar Allah movement
allow them to access goodposting? i think we should kill them.
i paid good money for HBP and i dont want one of these non-earners getting free access to, well, anything.
so yeah i think if someone is posting on this site that didnt pay for hexbear prime we should track their IP down and kill them. i also think if they have kids we should raise those kids as our own, imparting them with the knowledge that their parent was a loser, or else they would still be here
We apologize for the confusion. What is referred to colloquially as "Hexbear Gold" is Hexbear ’, or Hexbear-Prime. The content of Hexbear-Prime is like reading posts a quarter of a day early- more specifically, [regular Hexbear + π/2].
The top tier of membership that you are mentioning is Hexbear ’ ’, or Hexbear-Prime-Prime. With this subscription, all badposting content becomes negative-badposting, i.e. goodposting.
You may choose to believe this is a sign of something; you are free to have this view at your own discretion.
Well, with Hexbear Prime you get 25% off shipping on official Hexbear Merch (including the limited edition outdoor cat t-shirt!) so it pays for itself really fast.
My warehouse full of hexcoin miners pay for the subscription by itself. Should have invested in the future of currency. The insider tips you get from c/bearmarket alone makes Hexbear prime ultrabear plus plus Xtreme totally worth it.
Glad I bought the lifetime membership for the low cost of $599.40 before they discontinued that offer.
Im just glad they have the premium package that changes everything back to chapo.chat
if I pay the fee, do I still pay shipping on PPB?
I actually don't know the price, I got it bundled with Disney+ and Northrop Grumman Regal Membership. I haven't looked back.
The fee should be doubled tbh
hexbear prime users should not be allowed to access c/goodposting. It was made for me, and only me
Sadly, we dont allow HexbearCopper users in c/goodposting anymore after the Owl Incident.
they could make a $4.99/month tier with ads
What a marvelous idea! The absence of ads never occurred to me. I will have to bring this up at the next shareholder meeting.
I thought about getting Prime on my personal account. When I'm on my assigned Unit 26165 account with the Fancy Hexbear bundle I really only use the premium features to downbear every new post without beanis, so it's probably not worth it for me
Beanis posters control 30% of the Hexbear shares. They are a valued part of our community and a rising group among our shareholders.
I don't know how many times we have to go over this. If you can't afford hexprime but you still want to join, we have a means tested program promo through betDSI. Sign up, find someone who has hexprime already and send them your bear juice. The person with the existing account can then tokenize your slurp juice and apply it to multiple accounts. This is the part you animals need to understand - you can apply slurp juice to multiple bears. Multiple bears people. Come on
@admins WTF where's my Hexbear prime?!?
I had to wait three months after paying for it. You can ask Susan in BearResources about it. There seem to be a lot of new Prime members and the mods decided to create unique Funko Pops for every Prime member.
FFS I payed for my hexbadge months ago. I got am email, needed to set up a password, never got the second confirmation email. Greg in IT told me it's a technical glitch and he'd be right on it, but it's been a long time. They're gonna be out of Funko pops by the time my shit is fixed.
Sadly, the last Funko Pop factory was hit in a drone strike yesterday, and they have to reroute production. I have been in talks with upper management, and they promised me the Ukrainians would recapture our factory and guarantee continued production if some of the Hexbear funds are channeled to certain accounts linked to Non-Profit orgs. of the Azov Battalion.