OP you need to work on your emotions and stop the clickbaity titles.
Astronomy
Haha, not my title, the article's. I don't change them too often because it disrupts my flow going through my RSS feeds while I select things I want to get into in depth myself, and I know publishers make these decisions for a reason. The text is pretty ok though. Feel free to downvote them.
I could've done it in like 10mins. Easy-peasy. Oxy-acetylene torch, fastener can't be stuck if it's a liquid.
Funny, not sure why people can't understand it's a joke. But I've learned my lesson that I always add /S when I do the sarc joke
It is being stored and a clean room that is temp controlled any heat or anything would contaminate the sample.
Thanks poindexter. It was a joke.
A sentence needs to be funny to be a joke. Also, not everything needs a joke as a response.
I think it was fairly clearly a joke, and at least a little bit funny via absurdity, like suggesting nuking it to open it, or wrapping an elastic band around like a tight jar lid.
Not everything you read is serious unless otherwise stated.