Let us help you identify that mysterious object youโve found.
Currently in CHALLENGE mode: If you've got something obscure knocking about, post a picture, and let's see how we do. Please prefix such posts with "CHALLENGE:" so we know we've got a fighting chance.
If you guys hate this I'll delete it but I figure fedi could use more engagement, especially to build up really useful comms like this one. One of my "hobbies" is clicking on weird ads for unidentifiable crap products just to see what the fuck is that supposed to be??? and I wanted to see if other people would also find this fun and maybe get a really useful comm more traffic. Found this one on AliExpress.
Edit: ok I'm gonna have to find something really weird.
Some kind of massage thing or a virtual jump rope? Or maybe... Is this that VR controller that can shift its weight around to give feedback on, like, a ball and chain?
The image doesn't even look real. It looks like a 3D rendering.
Edit: Just read the rest of the comments. It is a jump rope thing?! Is it meant for VR or something? Why not just use an actual rope unless you can't swing it over your head? ๐ค
My first guess is those things Milan used to climb the big pole.
These are a special set of news reporter microphones which are only used to interview urologists.
Hey I love this. Please do more of these!
I enjoy this premise of questions just for funsies. I feel like the option to reverse image search potentially poses a challenge though
honestly I figured the honor system was the way to go anyway (it's not like you can prove anybody on c/dailygames isn't just googling shit or brute forcing the puzzles) but you did get me curious to see if watermarking the image in some way would make a difference and... no. it does not. Honor system it is.
I need an adult?
I'm an adult. Let's talk about your boundaries before we start.
I know its already solved but...
Dumb-chucks
Back whacker.
His and hers matching pair of Marill tails.
Dare I ask how they are held in place?
Based on my experience with strapless strapons you need to use exactly the right amount of lube and go as slowly as you need to to get it as far in as possible. You need to use juuust enough to get it in, but not so much that you can't hold it in with some decent pelvic floor tone. If you're using your anus you likely need slightly more lube since it's not self lubricating and not quite as elastic but ultimately your best asset is still gonna be patience.
๐ฆ With imagination ๐
These are a jump rope simulators! Youโll feel like you are actually skipping rope without the tedium of jumping.
skipping rope without the tedium of jumping.
Oh cool. But WHYโฝ
Less risky indoors.
This actually explains a lot, ty
Y'all are insane imma find something better next time.
That's insane? lol, I'm just a dude from all and that was my first guess ๐คฃ๐
My first guess as well. It's almost like knowing it's weird helped?
I mean I just looked at the picture and went, "well those look like foam handles, and there's a bearing.. hmm. It's almost like a fitness jump rope, but without the rope. Those ball things look slightly weighty. Say, I bet they'd weigh almost as much as a 6ft cord! Ohhhhh..."
Same just seen this.
They are jump rope handles without the rope, so you can still feel like you are jump roping. I feel like there is a name for it but don't recall.
"Future landfill"
Unfortunately a lot of things I find through this app qualify for this label. I feel like this is the kind of thing I could make at home with random bullcrap, idk why I would need to buy a specially molded plastic version.
they're made for people who have more money than time
Omg that was too fucking fast imma have to find something weirder.
Jump nopes
If this isn't the name, it should be.