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[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I didn't consider this option, but it seems to be an easy fix to the whole gender thing. Everyone is female. period. *(no pun intended)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

There sure are a lot more lesbians than there used to be.

[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Own that period joke. You conceived it, whether accidental or not, so you should carry it to term.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Grammer nazis are gonna love this. It's "Mrs you're making a scene" not "sir you're making a scene"

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Nothing changes, I was hot before and after.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago

So if all men were women at conception, then that would make all men transsexual......

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Best news I've heard all week.

[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

And people said I'd never meet a nice woman...

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

Hey guuuurrrll!

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[–] [email protected] 128 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Turns out they were always asking, "What is a woman?" because they had no idea either.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

It's a bad faith question that deserves a hillarious answer

"What is a woman? Why it's someone whom, family members aside, you've never seen naked."

"What is a woman? The kind of people at the bar who cover their drinks when you get too close."

"What is a woman? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!"

"What is a woman? Well these curvy people who smell nice and go by she/her pronouns and sometimes they have big meaty penises to suck, but only if you're lucky."

"What is a woman? According to Donald Trump's day 1 executive order; literally every American Citizen."

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That's always what I figured, that they'd fumble if you turned the question around and asked them to define woman or man. Buncha chumps.

E: le spelling

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah, they have no issue with a tautological definition. β€œA woman is a female human that’s born a girl” makes perfect sense to anyone that’s asking anyone else to define what a woman is.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Listen I get that these people have never taken a science class, but I damn well know at least some of them watched Jurassic Park.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Their eyes glazed over at the science bits

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