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Elon Musk's Neuralink implants brain tech in human patient for the first time (www.cnbc.com)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You have to watch 2 15seconds advertisements before you sleep.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Give it 10 years and open source will have something not as good, but good enough. Then we won't have to deal with all the extra ads of the normal devices. We will be able to side load some cool new upgrade, while the rest will have to change models to the Brain Master 21 to access a slightly better feature.

Elon may be the first to commercialize this tech for the masses but there is no way he will be the only one who makes one of these devices.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I imagine that scenario, for us might be weird cyberpunk-ish world. Thats the power and the philosophy of open source.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Every 2 years number of adds will increase by one and lenght by 5 second.

Have a nice hell in a retirement home.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

We will going to see some adblockers soon.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

As someone who would be open to modifying my mind, not with shitty Musk tech. Not with cars rated like his and rockets that fail regularly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Try psychedelics.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

How on earth did Musk manage to get the proper authorization for testing on humans???
Anyway, I hope everything goes well for the patient. Those reports about the monkeys planted horrible images in my mind.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

About as soon as should have gotten any rights to publish any cars. At all.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Lol. Lmao even.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Do you think the first subject is actually an Elon simp, or are they ethical enough to weed them out?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Maybe shocking the brain of Elon simps will fix their broken brains.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

We both know the answer very well, don't we....

This is so depressing...

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