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Are The Straights OK?

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Is someone holding these poor souls hostage and forcing them to be together?

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

Where’s the RTM male or Gold Master male

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

alphas are shitty spy movie villains, betas are school jocks, deltas are average joes, gammas are Kurt Cobain, omegas are school nerds, sigmas are the 90s school troublemaker

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Does anyone read into this bollocks?

May as well measure my head.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Seriously? Not a single Brave New world reference??!!??

Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm really awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse.”

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

The Myth of the Alpha Male by Pop Culture Detective 31 minutes and 37 seconds https://youtu.be/kpvpadX5mwM

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They'd all look a lot better if they smiled more

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

They look like a reunion of Jordan Peterson's unfuckable family tree.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago

It must suck being so insecure.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago

Looks like all you have to do to be an alpha is grow facial hair and wear a suit.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago

What a load of BS.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago

This image looks like some shitty alternate universe version of Doctor Who regenerations.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This alpha sigma omega bs is just astrology for men

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (5 children)

/ the new Meyers-Briggs Personality Test. It's literally an ego toy, something you use to enhance the narrative that you tell yourself about yourself.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

MBPT is the corporate astrology

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So what is OCEAN? Bare-eye astronomy?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

Well, Star Ocean is a decent JRPG series

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago

Some fucking buzzfeed-quizz ass dude astrology here.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago

sigma ball lmao

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago

Negative, I'm a meat popsicle.

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