cross-posted from: https://midwest.social/post/17074981
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19837626
Okay but unironically candy pizza is good
No one would eat that abortion
this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2025
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OK, America unironically sucks for a lot of reasons but this isn't one of them. No, we would not. And tinned beans for breakfast will never not be weird, sorry UK.
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Someone on the original post said that this is from that one Brazilian pizza shop that does a bunch of really weird pizzas just as a social media thing, and I agree. I'm pretty sure I've seen this pic in a compilation of their pizzas, but it might have been a different one with a whole chicken.
Itโs the grape?!?! What the fuck!?! I get the dinner/dessert pizza with a whole chicken but why the one grape!?!
That's an olive
I guarantee that pizza isn't American, it's Japanese or from the UAE, book it
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Patisserie Chicken
How am I supposed to eat my everything pizza without the beans on toast section? Is there even haggis in this?
Yes but one without delicious lungs.
Do I have "cunt" tattooed on my forehead, or is this an everything pizza? Now be a darling and fetch the kimchee.
average american first breakfast
That is a snack.
An American breakfast is 12 eggs, a half pound of bacon, a quarter pound of sausage, a pan of hash browns, two slices of toast, 20oz double Russian or French orange juice, a 32oz coffee, and two lipitor.
plus tip
It was added automatically at 15%, but I can't read or do math, so I also gave another 5% to the single mother on welfare that brought me my food after I ordered on a tablet at the table.
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is that a grape?
I looked at that and thought it looked more like a grape then an olive as well at first. Thanks for the solidarity
Are olives that foreign to ya?
I think they were just surprised to see a vegetable involved.
Tbf there's also what appears to be whole sun-dried tomatoes and chicken. Both those are also vegetable
Tbf thereโs also what appears to be whole sun-dried tomatoes
They're ears.
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Pepperoni and Green Seedless
Begun, the Food Wars have.